Do aliens hate cows?
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May 9th, 2011
Why do they seem to mysteriously dissect and abduct so many? If it is aliens at all. Check out this fascinating web site http://www.ufodigest.com/gotmilk.html. Maybe they just like a good steak?
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No, no, no. They love cows. Cows remind them of themselves. On their planet, they, the cow people, are the most intelligent form of life. They feel horrible for Earth cows, and are trying to save them from the monkeys. They are also very disturbed that all Earth cows seem to have been lobotomized.
Come on, pull the udder one!!
The community of the earthly cows had destroyed a large part of the alien kingdom in the past by milk floods, while humans were still hunting in the wild and unaware of civilized lifestyle involving farming and cattle-rearing. So now, aliens are seeking vengeance.
No.They love a good rib-eye with horseradish.:)
What a coincidence. I just read this article this morning.
Cows are evil. We need to get SEAL team 6 after them.
I don’t hate cows! And i don’t love eating them either (in case someone goes by the logic- I love chickens because they are so tasty!)
I do love drinking cow milk- its yummy and healthy! Moooooo….
Hey cows are people too you cow haters. Think of that next time you have some ice cream.
I love hot fudge sundaes. I wonder what aliens would like?
Oh, if only we could convince the aliens to eat politicians and lawyers!
Or maybe the politicians and lawyers could subsist on a diet of aliens?
@wundayatta Oh, no, I’d much rather have the aliens around.
No they love them!
The last time I was abducted, they had a bobble head black and white cow on the dashboard.
Looked something like THIS
Maybe “moo” means “fuck you!” in the Betelguese system.
Maybe their planet is being overrun by alfalfa.
It’s part of their religious rituals. The aliens confuse divinity with bovinity.
Aliens have been studying media broadcasts from Earth for decades. Based on what they’ve seen in these broadcasts, they’ve deduced that cows are the most sentient form of life on Earth.
I always wondered what it was with aliens and cows. Why do they abduct them all the time? Also how come aliens are always so interested in human butts?
Yeah..why cows @Symbeline? Why not deer or skunks? Why always stupid, slow cows?
Seriously. Poor cows didn’t nuthin’ to nobody, just sitting around, chilling and eating grass.
@Symbeline Yeah, like…are the aliens so technologically awkward that domestic cows are the only things they can catch and mutilate?
Maybe the cows know more than we think…and the aliens are trying to save us from the impending Cowpocalypse? Naaahh…
@Symbeline
Cows-tradamus a soothsayer and visionary.
Damn your eyes @Symbeline! You caused me to spit beer all over my key board!!! Stop @Tropical_Willie! laughing too hard to find the answer key!
Cowabunga dudes!
I know. The aliens all graduated from Cow Tech.
@Dutchess_III
I can’t stop, it true. Ancient Gallic wrote quatrains about bulls…..
Where’s the answer key now? Did it move?
Why did the cow cross the street?
Because it fucking can.
…I got nuthin.
Why did the cow cross the street? Because it was stapled to the chicken! (You can have that one, @Symbeline so you can say you have sumpthin’... :)
Lol. XD Why did the cow grunt? Because it was in a bad mooooood.
>_>
OK, now you have TWO! I want one baaaaaak. wait..that was my sheep joke. Sorry!
That one wins it all! It was so baaaaaad. :p Here’s another for you; what does a cat read? The mews.
Oh no…this one just came to me! I made it up so we have no one to blame but you @Symbeline!
What did the donkey say when he tripped over his own feet?
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“I feel like an ass!”
HA HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahHA!
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