If you could eradicate any one thing from the universe, what would it be?

Fucking objectivism.

Can I choose mosquitoes?

Nothing. I couldn’t possibly comprehend what kind of repercussions eradicating something from the universe would bring, even if the thing I got rid of was something awful.

The grammer police on fluther.
I know I just shot my own foot.
;P

Ignoring the facts.

Earth.

Smelly feet!

@Pandora I got your back!

Gravity.

@ragingloli I knew you would say that! :P

hate

Subjectivism

@josie, I think that would probably lead to a lot of creative exploits ceasing to exist as well.

Mornings.

Exploitation.

Disease caused by infection.

All the above and:
Computer hackers, every last one of them.
Computer viruses

I’m with @AmWiser. Fuck hackers.

The dominant paradigm in civilization that promotes monocrop agriculture over horticulture and permaculture.

In this moment… spam e-mails.

The internet.

Weather above 80˚F.

Tornadoes. They really have no purpose and innocent people are killed and property is gone for ever.

Snakes

World Hunger

^^ I agree with that faery ^^

But seriously…cruelty and neglect of children. More specifically, the fuckers who perpetrate such things.

thieves. There wouldn’t be a need for locks or keys even. Life would be so much simpler, and better. They are the reason we can’t have nice things.

Since there are too many things to name, I’m just going to say the entire universe!!!

Stupid people. They’re good for a laugh sometimes, but they’re fucking annoying.

Fucking Subjectivism.

Human fear that we are not enough to revere, that we must have gawds in order to be civilized and build into the unknown.

Entropy.

Did Lucy say a cussword??????

Hell yeah she did! That’s my girl!

Political Correctness!

@CaptainHarley Agreed. I remember this humourist guy making fun of how ’‘post traumatic stress disorder’’ was originally just called shellshock. Doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s still the same fucking thing.

LMAO @Symbeline

True! : D

Light beers.

People, so damn annoying and greedy

@john65pennington did you say Tomatoes???

Onions.

@Cruiser Thanks, :-) Bring the big guns.

Pollution

Applesauce!

Hate. Or maybe irrational fear, which often leads to hate.

That white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. Other than that, i’m peachy!

Pro sports.

@Rarebear Lol…..Can we get rid of things like wine coolers as well?

Dogma.

Television commercials.

Mosquitos.

hatred..

Passive aggressive narcissists. lol

Aaaaagh!

a hearty toast to @Coloma! I’ll drink to that!