How many jellies are attending a post-rapture party on May 22?

Every day is a party.

I’ll bring the vodka and strippers!

Actually, we’re having a big party at my house on the 21st for my roommate’s birthday. We’re actually calling it a “Rapture Party”, so it’ll be fun. :P

Is it at your place @hawaii_jake? What time?

I’ll be there right after I finish looting (if they happen to be correct)

I would but I will be in Heaven, nestled at my Father’s bosom.

for the record, heaven is my laptop and my father’s bosom is a 30 pack

The hula is on the house.

Ohh nooo! Say it ain’t so. I’ve a family outing to go to on that day. Guess I’ll take my enough wine with me to celebrate. It is a celebration, isn’t it?

@AmWiser : Oh yes, we’ll be celebrating the disappearance of all those fundamentalists. Good riddance!

The same dude said the same thing would happen in 1976. And people wonder why religion is mocked.

Sure! I’d love that @hawaii_jake :D

I’m supposed to be on a trip for that weekend, the world better not end.

I’m planning a fun adventure in about a month or two. The world better not end before that.

I want to go around finding all the signs in my area and post on there with bright neon paper “Lack of” above the “Judgment Day!” crap.

I think it’s a good idea. We invite someone from every faith, and see who shows up.

I am compiling the dessert list

I shall have famous rap-pers for our rap-ture part-ey! Shiskaboom!

I’m afraid I can’t attend. I’m preparing for the real rapture which will take place sometime in July this year. I’ll let you know the specific date and time when I’ve got those things sorted out. Don’t be fooled by these frauds. I know for a fact that none of them had any education past fifth grade.

I guess I won’t bother getting the car oil changed. I just found this from another bible beater group and they say the world will end on 10/21/2011.
I’d better change my 401k investment strategy.

@worriedguy I can’t make a lick of sense out of that Bible math. Do you think it’s because I was absent the day they taught batshit calculations?

I’ll probably have to pass.

Raincheck, and let’s double down, party at 12/22/2012? :D

Very sad- these type of teachings make a mockery of Christianity. Enjoy the party- I’m betting this won’t be the last.

This might help you decide on a major if you are worried about 5/22/2011.

It’s the end of the world and Armageddon sick of it! Sorry, giuys, I have to trot that one out every chance I get.

@hawaii_jake : Count me in, Buddy! I’ll be the one in the coconut bra and grass skirt. It’s early on a Saturday morning, I can’t be more original than that.

My birthday is on the 21st, so I’m definitely down!

@Seelix I hope you remember what is going to happen on your birthday! :P

Hey, let’s all die drunk ~
I brought some beer :D
(sigh)

@queenie – Yay! Guinness!

Funny thing is, I already planned to go meet a bunch of survivalists who have monthly gatherings on that day. I’m looking forward to hearing all the jokes they’ve come up with.

Though at 6pm I’ll actually be at work.

@HungryGuy (cheers)

Definitely hosting or attending a post-rapture party. Final details still have to be worked out.

At least this time the world isn’t ending on my grandmother’s birthday. She was rather offended at that.

@SavoirFaire : It was supposed to end once on my Dad’s birthday. He felt very important for about 5 minutes, then decided that cake was more important. Wise man, my Dad.

Sex party! The invitations can read “a different kind of rapture!”