Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn’t we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? ‘Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we’d all be put out in K.P.
Look, maybe we could do something else together. Mrs. Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?
Let me see if I’ve got this straight: in order to be grounded, I’ve got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I’m not crazy any more and I have to keep flying.
These walls are funny. First you hate ‘em, then you get used to ‘em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s institutionalized.
Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don’t they get a rope and hang me?
It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man’s desire. Indeed it will… in a dull man.
Shaking the bush, Boss. Shaking the bush.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of chess?