What question would you ask if Fluther was a Q & A for children?
Age 10 and under. Humor me.
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As usual, I’m not much for asking questions. I might consider asking what was your favorite birthday present, to get an idea what they like.
“If dinosaurs are extinct, why is Barney on TV?”
@jonsblond Kudos for the really great question!
“Last night i dweamed about Jim the neighboy and he was on the swing with my popsicles in his hand and he was laughing very hard at me saying:“I have your popsicles and you have none…”
“Do you know what that means dear Fluther?”
How much homework do you have?
What are you learning at school and what is your favorite thing to do there?
What’s your favourite thing to watch on tv apart from Ben 10?
Do you get to play outside and what games do you play when you go outside?
Do you have mean older sisters and brothers?
What are 5 things you’d like to do with your parents and siblings if you have any?
How does Santa travel the entire world in just one night?
Why don’t some of you kids believe in Santa Claus/Easter Bunny/Some other imaginary figure?
Who stole my crayons?
Who fucking loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?!
What do you want to be when you grow up? (Then time capsule their answers. Wouldn’t it be fun to come back in 10–15 years and show them their responses?)
Who took my purple crayon?
Is @Michael_Huntington going to get spanked or get his mouth washed out with soap for saying the “f” word?
How do I know if that’s a boy or a girl grasshopper?
How can I get my mum to buy me the Barbie Cruise Ship for my birthday?
How can I tell my mum I really, really hate wearing the yellow plastic poncho when it rains?
My mum bought me a big clown doll for my birthday and it scares me, what should I do?
Who would you like to see sit on a whoopee cushion the most??
Why does my mommy hit me even though she says she loves me?
Who is your favourite teacher and what did you teach her today?
Will the man my mommy talks to be my new daddy?
Why did Sally get $20 for her tooth and I only got $1?
How often do you walk in on Mommy and Daddy wrestling?
How often do you walk in on Mommy and Daddy playing Leap Frog?
lol
Why does XOIIO make me want to cry?
To the boys : You do know it gets bigger right?
To The Girls : Do you like to play with boys toys? In no way related to the above question ;¬}
To all : If the world was run by children, do you believe you’d make a better job? I know I do :¬)
Yep @ucme. I am damn sure they would too.
Why do I have so many boogers?
I’m just wondering what all these boogers mean. Do I have a health problem? Is it because I take too many vitamins? Is it because I don’t take enough vitamins? Can exercising make me have more boogers? Should I be drinking more water? I am 9 and male, thanks.
Where do babies come from?
My tummy hurts, how can I stop it?
Does this mean he likes me?
Like O. M. G., how AMAZING is Scotty McCreery?!?!
“What is your favorite color?”
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Did mommy and daddy have a divorce because of me?
How do lightning and thunder work?
I haven’t seen my grandpa in a long time. Where did he go?
How can I convince my mommy to let me keep this dog that followed me home?
(NSFS) Why does my pee-pee keep getting hard and hurty?
If you ruled the world, what changes would you make?
If Superman’s clothes were indestructable to fire, bomb blast and such how did his Earth mom make them from his blanket? Would it not be able to be cut and sewn?
@Hypocrisy_Central : That was a conundrum I wrestled with as a small child. But now I know the word “conundrum” so I feel a little better about it.
Want to trade some Pokemon cards?
Why do clouds turn dark before the rain drops?
Who made mommies and daddies in charge.
Was the meatloaf sad that Mr. Hops our pet rabbit ran away, and that is why it tasted different?
Why can’t I go skinny dipping with cousin Branda anymore? I rmember doing it when we were six.
Why does the milkman go upstairs with my mom for a while each week?
Why does my dog lick his balls?
[NSFS] Help! I’m growing hair down there. What do I do?
How many beatings do you receive from your dad every night?
Why does my boy cat keep jumping on my girl cat?
Why are my boogers green?
I just sat through some boring thing and my grandma was all hard and crunchy looking in a box. What’s wrong with my grandma?
What happens when Ghost Rider has to pee?
Knowing my own children, I’d probably ask a question about “Duffy”, the cute stuffed bear that they bought at Epcot this year—-
“Why is Duffy so darn cute?!”
I wet the bed last night, when was the last time you did?
@erichw1504 That is too funny!!!
Kid answers back…“This morning.”
I just told Santa what I wanted for Christmas, have you seen him yet this year?
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