I hate to brag, but here's what I did on Rapture day...

@noelleptc, did you break the fish into morsels and feed a multitude?

Woke up late, ate some bagels while watching The Office, watered my garden, went to work, Fluthered during the Rapture. Nothing special.

Edit: There was something special. My partner made special spreads for the bagels. She made strawberry cream cheese and maple walnut cream cheese, the latter of which won hands down.

Sat an exam, which I think went well. Had lunch with my mum afterwards. Went grocery shopping. Came back home to study for the next exam. Joyful :/

I feel that I wasted my day. Maybe I should get a Rapture hairstyle. What would be good? I was thinking of a layered bob.

I worked a shitty 8 hour shift and wished, with all my heart, that Jesus would hurry up and call me the fuck on home.

stoopid jesus

And the only thing I find offensive about that was the Olive Garden gift card… but then again what were you doing in the church?

I sat in front of the computer all day and Fluthered.
It’s so much better than being at work, where I have to sit in front of a computer all day.

I did the same as him ^.
Oh, and I had an ice lolly which made my teeth and tongue go blue.

Rapture hairstyles! Fabuluous idea, @Ajulutsikael! That’s worth a separate question. Why didn’t we think of this before?

Took a friend to the airport, had some egg-less tofu salad for lunch, watched part of a documentary about John and Kate Plus 8 on TV, got disgusted, then listened to my favorite radio cooking show host, Melinda Lee, explain how to make Cheese Fondue

@Kardamom . . . make cheesefon do what?

I ate something with twelve friends.

@Blondesjon Cheese fon doo whacka doo whacka doo?

I watched an episode of The Office and sat on the computer all day on fluther and facebook chat and I really need to get to writing my history essay.

I watched TV, ate rice, read a few pages of the book I’m editing, then went back to sleep.

@rebbel Are you sure it wasn’t thirteen?

One had a lame excuse and called it off.

Went to a piano recital and grocery shopped in pretty heavy traffic. ); Home Sweet Home.

I went to a Farmer’s Market where there was no produce (??!!). Then we went for a drive into the country and had a picnic at a lake looking at a very old tree (my husband tried stretching his arms around the trunk and it would have taken three plus of him).

Trees seem much wiser than humans.

@everephebe Yeah, Olive Garden is not to my taste. A generous gift from some folks who don’t know me well (or food for that matter, apparetnly.) The worst part – two of ‘em.

Writers group meeting in the church – I was late, door was locked. Reduces the hell-raiser-than-thou factor I know. But as I was breaking in, I thought I might have been in the wrong place. Part of me hoped.

What is rapture day? o.O

I bought a motorcycle and promptly laid it down, barely out of the parking lot. It’s a hell of a lot more bike than I’m used to riding. Now I’m feeling intimidated :(

But, I now know that I can pick up a 500+ lb bike by myself.

@syz get back on that horse! Show it who’s boss! :D

@everephebe That’s my plan, as soon as I get back into town.

I worked, fluthered and talked to my husband. Was supposed to go out but we got ditched by the 18 year old who got a better offer.

Went to a foreclosure auction, but wasn’t the high bidder….. Then enjoyed my day with my family

I met Richard Ayoade after a screening of his film Submarine (it’s very much like Rushmore), then had a lovely dinner with friends. No photos, because my face looks like like crap right now, I’m sorry to say.

@Blondesjon funniest thing I’ve seen all week 1000 ga’s thanx

I fixed the coffee pot after it took a shit on @Blondesjon this morning, then I washed dishes and drove my son 30 miles to visit a friend of his. exciting, eh!?

I pulled weeds, ate Klondikes and watched movies. So a usual Saturday in May for me, except this time I made sure I was never ten feet away from a potential weapon. Now that Rapture never occurred, I feel a bit silly. Not as silly as this guy, though!

Was suppose to go to the movies but I woke up with a stupid cold or allergies. Tissues in one hand and a water in the other. :(

I had a fun day….best part was jammin for my friends with my oldest and youngest backing me up! Not much can top that! ;)

@ddude1116 So jealous of you, seriously. What a golden day.

Worked in the morning, chilled out in the afternoon and had great sex in the evening.

Got coffee and bagels for the family, played tennis for three hours, weeded the yard, hung some vinyl siding, screwed a part of the fence together, met a friend and his fiance I hadn’t seen in years for beers, got some Taco Bell and watched Jackass 3. Laughed so hard I woke up my daughter.