Hi, I am ___________ and I would like to ______________________.

Hi, I am @queenie and I would like to post on your thread.

Hi, I’m a Human-Being, just bein, and I would like to have people stop asking me “What do you do?

Hi, I am a jelly and I would like to meet peanut butter.

^ Peanut butter? random

Hi, I’m a sociologist and I would like to play billiards again. I used to in the past.

@queenie jelly… peanut butter… get it?...

@erichw1504 I knew that…(whistles)

Hi I am Justin Bieber and I would like to have sex with you. Dream Come True.

Hi, I am Charlie Sheen and I would like to have my show back.

Hi, I am feeling ill, and I would like to start feeling well.

Hi I am Cruiser and I would like to give Justin Bieber a decent hair cut.

^ tee hee

@Cruiser Hi I am Lana and I would like to tell you that Justin Bieber cut his hair and it’s so much sexier now.

Hi, I am @Luiveton and I would like to make even longer blanks on my next question.

Hi, I am Facade, and I would like to reach 20k Lurve =)

Hi, I’m Lady Gag Gag, and I’d like to wear whatever you have in your refrigerator.

Hi, I am [REDACTED] and I would like to [REDACTED].

Hi, I am janets and I would like to find the boy under the swimming pool.

Hi. I am an orange and I would like to find my tree.

@wundayatta You’ve started again haven’t you?

Hi I’m a horny tree and I would like to fuck an apple. :D

Hi, I am @queenie and I would like to announce that I smell.

@queenie I am following a very specific rule. Keep watching. You’ll figure it out some day.

Hi, I am Barry Gibb and I would like to say that I use expensive shampoo.

Hi, I’m @erichw1504 and I would like to confess I have tail…

Hi, I am @queenie and I would like to say that I am in love with @erichw1504.

Hi, I am Chris Brown and I would like to teach you how to dougie. Eeeeeeeek.

Hi, I am @erichw1504 and I would like to say that I adore @queenie.

Hi, I am Gary Busey and I would like to say, bargle gargle balooo!!!

Hi, I am @erichw1504 and I would like to confess that I am mind-melded with zen.

Hi, I’m @wundayatta and I’d like to say I’ve gone bananas.

Hi, I’m Lana and I’m telling ya’ll that you’ve gone crazy.

even me? :(

Hi, I am Chuck Norris and I would like to round-house kick @noelleptc.

I’m @wundayatta and I hate bananas!!!!!!!!

Much prefer hanging out under the orange tree.

Hi, I’m @wundayatta and I’d like to say I’m bananas over hating bananas because I hate bananas.

Hi, I’m @erichw1504 and I would like to eat an orange from the orange tree.

Hi, I’m Chuck Norris and I would like the jokes about my superiority to continue!

Hi, I am @noelleptc and I would like to say that I am a big time Debbie Downer.

Hi, I’m @erichw1504 and I would like to say that no one can ever be as cool as me. But, maybe @noelleptc.

Hi, I’m @aprilsimnel, and I’d like to know who’re the dummies writing this show?

Of course, the first thing I thought of was that line from Kill Bill, Vol. 1: “My name’s Buck and…”

@Luiveton I was thinking more along the lines of a Nair clean shave!

@Cruiser Hahaha no wayy

@Luiveton He could then wear really cool hats just like Justin Timberlake!

Hi, I’m a jackass prophet and I would like to predict that the world will end in the next two minutes. ( if that doesn’t happen then it’s going to be next Monday at 2:14 pm ET )

Hi, I’m a joy stealing life snatching heartless prophet and I would like to get all the idiots in the world to put down their pets because they believed me when I said the world is going to end on May 21.

Hi, I am blank and I would like to blank.

Hi, I am a tiger and I would like to eat your brains for dinner after a nice movie on you.

Hi, I am a tornado and I would like to destroy your home.

Hi, I am Jude, and I feel like I am trapped in Yahoo answers Junior edition. with this question

Hi, I am a nigerian and I would like to hold my little hand.*

* blanks filled in by Google’s first suggestion in their search box.

Hi, I am a Nigerian Prince, and I would like to offer you $500,000 out of good faith. All I need is the account number of the account you would like this money deposited in, the name of the bank the account is in, and your account password. Optional, but will ensure a much quicker deposit, you can also give us your SSN, a copy of your drivers license and insurance card. This will allow me to also help out poor Mexican families in search of a better life.

Hi, I am the Fresh Prince and I would like you to just take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.

A biological male, and am working towards (want to be) a biological female!

Hi, I am @erichw1504 and I would like to say there is not too many “game” type questions in the Social section.

Hi, I am @erichw1504 and I would like to tell @noelleptc that that is a grand idea!