What strange terms of endearment do you use?

I call Alex poopa. And I call Ark baby bird.

To my wife: “Hey there, hunny buns.”

I call my little man ‘Pocket’.

Does “douche bag” count?

My grand childen differentiate between the two sets of grandparents. My wife and I are grandma and grandpa, the other set are umah and opah (or however you spell it in German. My daughter is a language major specializing in German, Russian, and a couple other eastern European languages. He dog end up with Russian names.

I call my girl my “female lady maiden” (it is a Justin Wilson reference. Cajun chef from N’Arleans.)

We often call our oldest daughter “Peanut” and our youngest daughter “Boogie”.

My mom calls me Dolly. My dad calls me Zezza.
I can’t think of any strange terms of endearment I use for specific people. Sometimes I say “hon” or “sweetie” to some of my friends, but that’s about it.

Oh, I call Lucille “Banana”. I guess that’s strange, but it’s also just more of a nickname.

“Fair maiden with the long whip whose not afraid to use it” ;)

For the longest time the wife & I called ourselves tutti frutti & jelly tot! This soon morphed into toottie fwoottie & jwellie twott…..baby talk. Now we just call each other pet or love or hinny.
The kids go by the name of awesome!

Can’t think of any nicknames for people, but when I was a little kid I thought the word for fireworks was Ooooh-Ahhhh

I call my husband bunkie and he calls me his tiny glade.

I call queenie “queen bee”.
I call my mum “Sasparilla”.
And I call my father “godzilla”.

Those are the only real “terms of endearment” I use.

Sugar-Plum
Honey-Child
Spatzie
Skeezix

Started out Pooky, then Spooky in October, then Pooky-mon (“I choose you!”) when I was feeling silly.

Chooch, courtesy of my husband. (It means “asshole” in Italian, but it sounds cute, eh?)
I call my cat “Schmuley mooley” or “Schmoodle doodle.” True story.
My husband calls me “Pork-nugget” and “Fooschnickens.”
My sisters both have unusual nicknames, but I won’t post them here for privacy reasons. Though, sometimes I call my youngest sister Baneeners.
My grandmother calls me “Pompushki.” – which is a type of doughnut in Ukrainian. It’s because I have chipmunk cheeks.

For the most part I keep it pretty classic and I call everyone babe or baby.

I used to call my girlfriend Mi amor

I’m Bee to Mr. Fiance and a handful of close friends.
He’s Dinky. I don’t really remember why. That’s kind of evolved into Dinkerman.

He calls me all kinds of weird things, usually involving food (Sugar Buns, Honey Omelette, etc. – they get really weird!). One day he called me Honey Bear, so I called him Bunny Hair. That was pretty funny.

My mom used to call me Monkey and Bubbalah (or however you spell that), and my dad just called me Kiddo.

I call my cat quiqui that’s about it.

I sing the Queen song ‘Killer Queen’ to my cat…. with a twist lol

She’s a KITTEN, a killer queen
lizards and rodent feet
dynamite with her killer claws
gauranteed to blow that mousies miiiind….

Cuz she’s a kit-ten, playful as a pussycat….

I could share more, but, ya know, I want to keep a few things private. haha

My fiancee calls me cute fruit or babies and I call him Handsome Devil Man or Prince Charming.

Scootie Booty.

Pattie Mcflustercake

I tend to call people I am fond of “Poppet”, “Lovey” or “Pickle” (Pickle is usually animals or young children though, I don’t call adults pickle!!!)

My boyfriend and I tend to call each other by our names (he shortens mine to Leigh) or he’ll call me “gorgeous” or “sexy” but they’re pretty standard not unusual.

My dad has always called me “Fruitcake”, “Picklebum” or “Princess”.

Googly Googleface.

@noelleptc That’s the best story I have heard all day!

@noelleptc that’s funny!

My wife calls me Babe all the time and even has it as my name in her cell phone. We recently got a new car with Bluetooth where you can wirelessly sync your phone to the car’s speakers. She tried calling me once from the car, but it did not recognize the name “Babe” from her phone. So, she tried changing it to multiple other names, even my actual name “Erich”, but the friggin thing wouldn’t recognize any of them! Finally, she found one that did work. My name in her phone is now…

Dork.

Honey Bunny, Muffin, Snickerdoodle, Snickersnee, Honey Bunches of Oats, Sweetie to name a few I personally use, have used or have been used with me!

Peace