Who wants to play the "what would you do with this superpower" game?

To start off…

TJBM now has the power to throw fireballs out of their feet.

I would definitely use the fireballs as a springboard to let me leap tall buildings in a single bound.

TJBM now has the power to shoot a jet stream from their behind.

I would say “pull my finger” to people and show them a new version of that joke.

TJBM now has the power to eat metal for breakfast.

I would eat some kind of metal for breakfast, then lurk in the corners of this thread til someone puts up a super power I care about :).

TJBM can fly.

I would travel all over the world for free…

TJBM can read minds

I think you should stop there, you pervert. And i would also use it to read other minds than that of @yankeetooter .
TJBM can do his shoe laces using only one finger of only one hand.

I would turn it into sand, cause sand hair would be cool.

TJBM can lift over 200 pounds with one hand.

I would use it to get the Guinness World Record for holding up the largest bowl of cereal ever.

The jelly below me now has the ability to mind control all children under the age of 13.

I will use that power RIGHT NOW to transport myself to @noelleptc‘s house!

The jelly below me has x-ray vision.

Oh my goodness… I feel like I owe you dinner, now.

I would use that power to go back 5 minutes and erase the imaginary image of what @noelleptc and @WillWorkForChocolate might now be doing if the superpowers were real! (Yikes!)

TJBM has the power to always predict the winner in any sports competition.

I would use that to ulimatly bet my life saving one the next winner horse in the Derby Race.

TJBM has the power to change a shape of an object.

I would make my car a globe.

TJBM has the power be heard everywhere in the world at once.

I would instantly market my latest Screamo Operatic opus!

TJBM has the power of a “mute” button on any living creature.

Oh wow, I would SOOO use that. I can’t exactly give details about how, cuz I’d get modded. :P

The jelly below me has a subtle superpower- to eat anything and everything and never gain a pound.

Girl! How can I thank you for that? lol

Okay..I’d eat my way across the world, starting in Italy and working my way back to Mexico.

The jelly below me has the power to be INVISIBLE

I would make it a daily routine to check out the girl’s locker room.

TJBM has the power to breathe underwater and swim as fast as a dolphin.

I would plant timed explosives on random ships and submarines and spread chaos.
TJBM has the power to shoot energy beams out of his hands.

I would give tired people the energy they need to get through the rest of the day! Dun, dah-dah, duuuun!

TJBM has the power to use their arms as a weapon.

That would totally solve the problem of what to do with that one uncomfortable arm when sleeping. Just hang it on the wall for the night!

TJBM can convert dog turds into US dollar bills—but only by eating them.

I would buy a lot of mints.

TJBM has the power to turn them self into any character from a movie.

I would change myself into Kristen Stewart and dump Robert Pattinson.
TJBM has the power of eating stuff and vomiting it back up in the form of very strong acid…

I would make sure that I aimed away from anything valuable when said vomiting took place, and I’d find a sidekick out there who would be willing to hold back my hair.
TJBM is now telekinetic.

Ooooh…..go look in your drawers, I just bent all your spoons.

TJBM has Xray vision

And I see most of you have an enlarged funny-bone. We must operate and take this site seriously, dammit!

TJBM can turn water into wine.

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TJBM has a third eye, but it is in his/her armpit.

I would amass a sea turtle army and ENSLAVE MANKIND
TJBM can hack anything (even a kettle)

I would hack into your mind (because I can).
TJBM can breathe underwater, but not on land.

Hurray! I’m queen of the dolphins and everything I do has a porpoise!

TJBM can make people literally die laughing.

I’d gather my most hated enemies and do my best job with stand up comedy ever!

The jelly below me has the ability to cook better than the world’s greatest chef!

Deew, top, ssarg, sibannac, anaujiram, epod.
TJBM does not have to inhale to get high.

It would probably cause me to die a horrifying, yet pleasing, death.
TJBM can shoot baby carrots at high velocities out of their right nostril. The other shoots olives.

I’d get rich selling party trays.

TJBM can get away with anything through sheer cuteness and charisma.

Awww heck, I can do that already!
Besides, I’m too old to play that card now, well…I could talk my way out of a paper bag most certainly. haha

TJBM can fly by simply wishing it were so

I would fly to a ComicCon and give a speech about creative superpowers.
TJBM can point at any object and completely dehydrate it, then rehydrate it at will.

I would point it at milk when going on long journeys and keep the powder in a bottle. Then I would rehydrate it when I’m ready to drink the milk.
TJBM has the power of hearing things seven miles away.

Pshaw, much more than that. And thanks a lot for saying I have a fat ass.

The jelly below me can CanCan all night, can you?

@queenie
That’s the best way EVER to use dehydration. I sway in awe of your mighty powers.

@queenie I believe it’s been done, sweetie. Want to try your hand at powdered vodka? :)

@Blueroses
Well! How nice!
And do they really have powdered vodka?

@jellyfish3232 I don’t believe they do. That’s why I want queenie to use her super power.

I would kick this thread back into motion.
TJBM can read other jellies minds

I sense @Season_of_Fall is getting annoyed… and bob_ is… <* slaps bob_ *>

TJBM has super Toro powers and can mow my yard in 30 seconds

Done, but shirt on or off
TJBM can make anyone do their bidding

I will get the United Nations to actually do something for the poor starved people instead of turning a blind eye.
TJBM has the power to tell if some one’s lying or not.

I will destroy every politician on this planet.
TJBM has the ability to accelerate any metallic object to many times the speed of sound by controlling electromagnetism.

It would help me if confronted by someone with a gun ;)
TJBM can shoot flubber out of their nose…

I will be the star of every kindergarten.
TJBM can invert the movement vector of any object, wave, or radiation.

It’d help me if a hurricane came my way ;) @ragingloli love your superpower ideas
TJBM has the power to control the weather

I would turn the world into a green garden. Except the US. They don’t want my socialism.
TJBM can turn any thought he has into reality.

I would only use that if it doesn’t involve the free will of others…
TJBM can make any movie character real…

I would populate the world with billions of anime-girls and pokemon.
TJBM can establish artificial wormholes of limited range and size

I would establish those in the houses of drug dealers, criminals and such.
TJBM can visit real places in whilst dreaming. (my fav superpower)

I would go to the ends of the universe and back.
TJBM can be loved by all for doing only one thing great.

I would drag George Wacriminal Bush before the ICC.
TJBM can violate the heisenberg uncertainty principle and can calculate faster than a quantum computer.

I have no idea. Maybe work in finance.
TJBM has the power to talk with animals and birds…

I would build an army of animal servants and take over za warudo.
TJBM can invert the charge and spin of electrons and protons.

I wouldn’t use that power. It’ll be dangerous to my health as well as others.
TJBM can make quantum physics work

The answer is that the information is contained in
correlations between what happens when I open a box in
Pasadena and what happens when my friend opens a box in
Andromeda. If I open my box through door number 1, I
might find a red ball or I might find a green ball. But if I
find a green ball, then if my friend also opens door number 1
or his box, he finds a green ball, too. And if I find a red
ball, he always finds a red ball. Same thing if I open door
number 2 and he opens door number 2—- we are guaranteed
to find balls of the same color. What he finds is perfectly
correlated with what I find if we open the same door.

TJBM has the power to teleport anyone they want to themselves.

Why can’t I have the opposite power, to send people away from me?
TJBM can change their mass in order to influence their personal gravity.

I will change my mass in order to fly, then change it in a contolled way to get back down again.
TJBM can teleport wherever they want to on earth.

I would rob banks without trace.
TJBM can extract energy from vacuum below the zero point energy threshold and transform it into any kind of energy.

I would transform it into electricity. Less pollution :D
TJBM can breathe underwater

I would totally save the dolphins.
TJBM can secrete a thick fluid from their pores that toughens their skin, but will harden eventually, making movement difficult to do

I will impersonate Joan Rivers “Oh purleeeze!”
TJBM has the ability to contradict a blatantly obvious fact of life.

I shall live forever, get gasoline for free, and become a honest politician.
TJBM can hover up to one foot above the ground.

I would walk on water and pretend to be Jesus.
TJBM can teleport him/herself and objects by touching them

I would teleport to my girlfriend’s house everynight since she lives exactly 981 miles away, and send her unlimtied amounts of love letters, and I would send all my enemies a nuke.
TJBM has the power to change the weather.

America would have a lot more tornadoes.TJBM can change the relative strength between two things via an incantation. For example, when it rains, you can make the rain drops to be harder than the ground, causing massive impact damage by the rain.

@ragingloli ROFLOL CHOPPER

I would always harden the packages in my pants when it time to deliver the goods ;)
TJBM have the ability to be the world class mime.

Sorry @Trojans40 I can’t hear you I’m stuck in this box and also not talking :P
TJBM has the ability to have ANY ability. What do you pick and why?

I’d choose invisibility combined with teleportation, so I can blink to wherever Johnny Depp is, and watch him in the shower. =0) Yes, I have a dirty mind. Sorry.

The jelly below me has the ability to heal others, with their hands.

I would resurrect Osama Bin Laden so he can stand trial at the ICC.
TJBM can control water, give it any form he wishes and move it around at will.

I would have a much cleaner pool.

TJBM can jump insanely high while landing like a cat; suffering no harm.

I would never again have to spend money on train, bus or a car.
TJBM can create physical duplicates of him/herself by concentrating hard. The duplicate will grow from the back and rip itself free, making the process quite painfull. Can also be used to regrow severed body parts, head excluded.

I would regrow my [BEEP] every now and then in hopes that it will grow longer each time.

TJBM has the ability to not need any sleep, thus staying awake 24/7 without any repercussions.

I would use the extra time to learn every other language I could!

The jelly below me can speak every language in the world.

I would pretend I only know English and listen in on foreign people’s conversations when travelling abroad.

TJBM can shoot two portals out of their hands at a time. One teleports to the other.

Play real life Portal of course!
TJBM can kill a person and become them, who would you kill first and why?

I would kill Obama and become the first actual socialist president.
TJBM can create closed timelike spacetime curves and rearrange matter and energy on a subatomic scale.

I would enroll in science classes, because I have no idea what my ability is.

TJBM can instantly download vast amounts of information into their brain. For instance: just by touching a book, all of it’s information will be saved into your memory.

I would first use that ability to read all of the books on my reading list. I would then become a kick-ass spy, with a vast amount of foreign intelligence stored in my brain, like a super-computer type thing!
TJBM can alter the mass of an object using only your mind.

@etignotasanimum Reminds me of the TV series Chuck :P. I would make every object in the world have a negative mass, just to see what would happen.
TJBM Can teleport only to places you have already been, where would you go?

I would teleport around my room.
TJBM can enter any Anime, become a character and influence the story. The changes would be immediately visible in the real world on TV.

I would teleport to Naturo to learn Ninjustu
TJBM has the power to shoot, throw, and stare at things with 100% chance of never missing.

I would be the master of Duck Hunt!

TJBM is able to fly into outer space without needing oxygen and can travel near the speed of sound.

I would never be around anymore- I’d always be off exploring somewhere!
TJBM can talk to anyone in any language without knowing any other languages first

I would speak to my Greek friends and ask them how they are doing and understand there reply.
TJBM instantly knows every single martial arts move.

I would go around the streets, tackling drug dealers and disarming them of their petty guns before they can even blink :D
TJBM has the power to stop people from talking.

I would live a much less stressful life.

TJBM can see up 15 minutes into the future at will.