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You are about to be shot in the head, what would you say to spare your life?
If you were in a hostage situation and one of the assailants pointed a gun to the back of your head (you are bound by the way) and he says ”Tell me why I shouldn’t shoot you and shoot one of the others? You have 2 minutes, start talking.” What would you say to try to keep your skull from becoming pizza toppings on the opposite wall?
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