Wanna share some " Chuck Norris facts " with us ?
I’m sure everyone knows mr C.N. and you are familiar with the jokes made about him.
Don’t post to many at once as others might want to post too.
One should be enough.
So let’s go and see / hear / read [ as you like ] some of them.
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I’ll go ahead and post one ^^
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is psychic. He predicted that Chuck Norris jokes would quickly become lame and played out long before anyone even made a Chuck Norris joke.
To Chuck Norris, tears are weakness extract.
I’m going back to this thread because I don’t know who Chuck Norris is
@Stinley It’s an internet meme. Chuck Norris is/was an actor who was famous for doing his own stunt work on an action tv show. After his show stopped airing, everyone stopped caring about him until jokes started making rounds roughly a decade later saying things like “Chuck Norris does have the whole world in his hands” and “TNT explodes because it fears Chuck Norris”. They’re not really funny because of Chuck Norris, but because of their obvious super-human hyperbole. But internet memes are naturally international – the OP might have believed CNFs are more popular than they are, but I doubt it has anything to do with nationality.
@MyNewtBoobs I never really understood the big deal about Chuck Norris…I just don’t get it. I actually never heard of the CNF’s until I got to know more Americans.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck doesn’t care, Norris he bothered.
Chuck Norris only goes to the gas station when he is thirsty.
Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
When Chuck Norris throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80’s.
They still crack me up. But then, I’m stuck in the 80’s – thanks Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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