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[NSFW] How many times a day do you think of sex, and what are those thoughts about?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) June 3rd, 2011

By the amount of sex questions sex seems to be on the minds of many Flutheronians. How many times during the day do you figure sex creeps into your thoughts? What type of sexual thoughts do you have, or are they too many for you to remember?

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MilkyWay's avatar

Um, like… all the time.
It’s all Fluther’s fault, I swear!

King_Pariah's avatar

Lets see…
I’m Male, born in the 90’s, get some enough to have to carry condoms around… and judging by the position of the moon in the sky and the width of my bed… oh about every 5 seconds. lol

more like 5–10 times a day does it seriously pop into mind, normally it revolves around one or two or more of the girls I find myself sexually attracted to, and 7 passable shemales.

filmfann's avatar

Enough to be ashamed of it.

mazingerz88's avatar

You said it, too many.

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

Uff, many times a day. Yesterday I was even thinking about it in school.

Hibernate's avatar

Sometimes I can redirect the thoughts to something else but sex pops into my mind way to much .. and this is only a thing I can blame on my friends.

beccagolling's avatar

All the time. And when it happens I think of very naughty things! ;D And wolfs :S

Ajulutsikael's avatar

All the time and it ranges from normal sex to hard core things. Ranges from sex with my partner to with him and another female and sometimes just me and another female.

creative1's avatar

Sex it just something fun to think about, I am constantly horny and always want it especially when I am having sex which I am not currently doing since I am not dating anyone. But I am still in the dating world and looking so it still pops in my head all the time.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

17 times per day
I think about great sex more often though.

poisonedantidote's avatar

It has to be about 1ce a minute or more. It’s usually triggered by a girl with a hot ass or nice legs.

What are those thoughts about?

90% of the time there is no thought, just a weird pervy vibe. As if my dick and heart had suddenly been taken over and possesed by an angry pack of pitbulls. It lasts about 1 to 6 seconds, then I’m back to normal.

The other 10% of the time, It’s something very speciffic and very very strange.

“Why is she telling me she is “divorced now / leaving for another country”, does she want to fuck?”

“Hmm they are saggy, but still good”

“Well, thats a cock suckers face if I ever did see one”

“Mmm, would be nice to get some fingers in there”

“Wow she is stupid, I bet I could take advantage of that”

“Tall, strong, looks very healthy, you go on the possible breeding partner list”

ucme's avatar

I think about it whenever my dick tells me to, the decision is out of my hands…..unless I touch it :¬)

sleepdoc's avatar

Way too many to count. And the range of thought on it is so varied that I don’t know if fluther allows enough characters in a post to tell it all.

Cruiser's avatar

It’s a lot and I would have to do a count to even guess. Hot sex in the shower or hot tub are the steamiest thoughts.

YoBob's avatar

How often? I’d estimate around 4,372,468 times per day.

Those thoughts range from “I wonder what she likes” to stuff that would likely get me arrested for even having the idea… ;)

Thammuz's avatar

Depends on the brain downtime. Pretty much whenever i’m not thinking of anything in particular or not following a particularly important train of thought i end up thinking about sex. Plus, whenever i’m around my girlfriend, for obvious reasons.

What are the thoughts about? Depends on the mood. Could be just “I’d so fuck that chick” to anything else you can think of, which i won’t list because we’d be here all day, generally dwelling on the border between “business as usual” and slightly rougher. Mainly spontaneous outbursts of passionate sex, pretty much in any context you can imagine (along the lines of “man i could so push her on the bed and do her right now” only with “bed” replaced with the nearest convenient surface).

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mattbrowne's avatar

4.69 times. On average.

creative1's avatar

@mattbrowne is that per day, per minute, per hour, per month, per year…….

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mattbrowne's avatar

@creative1 – Yes, the question was about per day.

Ron_C's avatar

This is a two part question and requires a two part answer:
1. Not as much in my 60’s as in my 30’s and much less than in my teens.

2. None of your business except to say that no animals are involved.

creative1's avatar

@mattbrowne I was giving you a chance to say at least per minute or per hour, boy that is a low number….. I think of sex at least that much per hour if not per minute. But I do have a high sex drive, for a woman lol

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Easily every few hours. I think about us being alone, having the house alone, house clean, no dogs in sight, our favorite music and noshes on hand while cool breezes (non existent here) pass through our cracked windows. Once reality sets in then I start to fantasize about us leaving town once a month to our favorite spot and staying the night or a few nights.

Seek's avatar

Not very often, to be honest.

My husband keeps talking about wanting another kid, and I’m still terrified that having another will literally kill me.

Sex is the last thing I’m interested in right now.

AstroChuck's avatar

I think about sex just once a day. I start thinking of it at 12:01 AM and stop thinking about it sometime around midnight.

jonsblond's avatar

I was going to say maybe 4 or 5 on a good day, much like @mattbrowne, but yikes. Is this a bad thing? Seriously? lol

Kind of hard to think about sex when you are sweeping up dog hair, pulling weeds, washing clothes and dishes, making a pb&j sandwich for a 7 year old then playing in a sprinkler with them, paying bills, scrubbing a nasty toilet because you have three boys in the house who can’t aim well, grocery shopping, cooking a homemade meal and sorting the mail. Doesn’t mean I have a low sex drive, I just don’t think about it all day. But when I do….. look out. ;)

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@jonsblond Stop!! You are going to scare guys away from single moms because they are going to think they are too tired after being moms all day to think about a good romp in the sheets with them LOL LOL

mattbrowne's avatar

@jonsblond – I don’t think it’s a bad thing. In fact, it does somewhat depend on age. And of course there are days when we think about it more often and days when we don’t think about it at all. Because we’re involved with something really exciting. Accomplishing something really important.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

@jonsblond: It’s only fair when sharing toilets with men who don’t sit down to pee that they take turns cleaning the inside and outside/surrounding areas of the toilet.

MissAnthrope's avatar

If everything is right in my world (i.e. I’m not stressed out and/or obsessing about something else), I’d say I think about it at least once an hour. I like to daydream while I do stuff and, as a masochist, I enjoy torturing myself with dirty thoughts. :)

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