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_zen_'s avatar

Have you loled recently, and what was it all about?

Asked by _zen_ (7857points) June 3rd, 2011

I just had to use the Oxford English dictionary’s latest entry – lol – in a question, sorry. But while we’re here – why not tell us something that actually made you laugh out loud – or write something funny that might make me.

Yes, there are many threads with jokes, Chuck Norris, lolcats et al; but that was yesterday. Besides, most of them are long and take ages to load.

Please: no links. They are scary and usually less funny than you think. Take it from someone who isn’t a visual person – short, funny anecdotes or jokes go a long way. A one-liner is worth a thousand pictures.

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Berserker's avatar

Okay, here’s one that cracks me up…found it a little while back, and today at work I was thinking about it, and it painted what you may call a smile pon me face;

Julius Caesar; Dude, you should totally come to this party tonight. It’s gonna be killer.

Brutus; Oh it’ll be killer alright…

Julius Caesar; Hahahaha don’t be creepy, dude.

I lulzinate.

MilkyWay's avatar

@bob_ made me lol recently.

filmfann's avatar

Watching Jon Stewart go off on Donald Trump taking Sarah Palin out for pizza Wednesday night. It was the funniest thing I have seen him do in years.

jonsblond's avatar

Yes, but it’s an inside joke between my husband and I. No one here would understand.

I can tell you some ignorant people in our life trying to make our life miserable don’t know what’s coming to them, but that’s all I can say. Payback is a bitch. ;) lol

Vunessuh's avatar

My 5-year old neighbor kid goes, “Hey, Vanessa! Why are there so many Smith’s in the phonebook?” And I said, “I denno. Why?” And she said, “Because they all have phones. DUH.” That made me giggle before I punched her in the head for sassin’ off.

_zen_'s avatar

@Vunessuh just made me lol.

Ltryptophan's avatar

stepfather thought lol meant lots of love, I asked if he thought everyone was emphasizing their love for him and he admitted yes! geez

LOL

jonsblond's avatar

@Ltryptophan lots of love for that lol =)

Prosb's avatar

This made one me laugh a lot. It’s the leaders of WWII, sounding like children playing a game, while being historically accurate.
It’s a GIF with lots of text, so putting it all here would be quite spammy. If someone requests a link I’ll put it in. Otherwise I’ll respect zen’s wishes.

_zen_'s avatar

^ Thanks. PM for link.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

My sister called this morning with a story about her pants.;)

Thammuz's avatar

Been watching Dragonball Z Abridged recently. Also an italian deconstructionist sit com called “Boris”, about a crew filming an incredibly shitty italian tv drama, which makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons, like the fact that this country’s average intellectual level is that of a couple of shoelaces.

flutherother's avatar

@Vunessuh Imagine a Chinese phone directory. So easy to wing the wong number.

Vunessuh's avatar

@flutherother Pffft! Lmao. Hey, I’m gunna try that joke on her next time I see her!

faye's avatar

I visited my daughter and 2 of her friends. Her 2 friends have the funniest laughs so a joke would start and we’d laugh more and more because of their snorts and honks, so great.

bubba3778's avatar

And then the duck said..“put it on my bill”

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