What could I say that would blow you away?

That you kissed a poisonous toad and liked it.

Huff, huff, puff, puff?

That you had realized religion is FULL of hypocrisy and decided to become an atheist.

You could ask a real, genuine question that you had instead of continually asking questions that you pre-label as boring insulting the collective.

You could tell me where my other moccasin is. ;)

@lucillelucillelucille I bit it, and then ran off with it. And no, I never did play fetch well… :P

Extracting fact from fiction and truth from diction?!?

Blows my mind sky high.

That you are a multi-billionaire and is giving Fluther jellies 10 million dollars each. : )

I will take the “I’m leaving see ya” works just fine for me today. ;)

@phoebusg -I’d hop after you,but I’d rather use treats.Here’s a steak! NOW GIVE ME MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOE! :)

@lucillelucillelucille close, but this pup’s vegan. Got any strawberries? :)

@phoebusg -Sure! They are really good right now too:)

If you said you love me.
Really, it would blow me away if you said that.

Tell me that you’re pregnant.

“I am editing, shortening, removing redundancies, checking usage, proof-reading and not rushing to ask 3/day.”

I love you.

Wouldn’t you, of all people, like to know? Keep saying stuff and I’ll tell you when you’ve hit a nerve.

I don’t know about any words, but if you pointed a shotgun at me and pulled the trigger while saying DIE VILE MONSTER, guess I’d be blown away…

That your account is really a joint held by Simone, syz, tinyfaerie, and MissAnthrope, with the intention of giving as buffoonish a face as possible to misogyny. ;-)

@Symbeline I respect you and your opinion too much for that to ever happen. ;-)

That you are actually an athiest who likes to rile up other athiests.