What is the sweetest, yet, oddest thing that someone has ever said to you?

Hmmm…I can’t really think of a sweet & odd combo, but…I have been told, in a complementary way that I am “in a league of my own”. lol

One time, an old man asked me if I was in films. It was odd and sweet; I was having a bad day.

I arrested this guy that had commited over 300 home burglaries. He decided to take my detective partner and I to show us the houses he had broken into. After three days and over 300 burglary reports, we decided this was enough to place him in prison for at least 30 years.

In criminal court, after the judge sentenced him to 25 years to serve. He came up to me and made this statement:

“Det. Pennington, you are a great cop. You beat me at my own game”.

To this day, I do not understand the meaning of his comment.

He told me he had a dream about me where he taught me how to fly…without the help of an airplane…
then proceeded to grab my hand and show me how!
We never left the ground but it was the sweetest thing that he wanted to try :))

That she would watch over me if she beat me to heaven.

There was this old homeless guy in the Lower Haight I used to see every day in my favorite coffee house back when I lived there. I was always polite and gave him at least a wave and sometimes made sure a coffee went his way if I could afford it. He sounded and looked like Captain Beefheart.

One day he came up to me and said he figured out that I was the true Queen of Ireland. He told me that he had an army of 10,000 willing to lay down their lives for whatever cause he would command them. He was going to use his powerful army to fight to get me on the throne of Ireland where I belonged. and “Not a single member of my army is a hetorsexual white male!”

I think he was a bit touched in the head and this was his way of flirting. Totally nuts, but kind of sweet when you think about it… sorta. If you ever hear on the news that Ireland was taken over by 10,000 lesbian black women, you’ll know that I’m now the ruling monarch of Ireland—so feel free to drop by to pay me homage and get some Guiness.

@keobooks

Awww….bless his nutty little brilliant and creative mind.

I always like to look upon homeless and others from the old Fairy Tale perspective.

Maybe our small acts of kindness keep the old hag from turning us into toads, and giving that ladle of water or bread crust spurs good karma.

It is true we all are one, and a shared moment of humanity is humbling indeed.

Not to say that we should ignore the ‘crazy’ guy with a knife though. lol

A flower seller in Italy gave me a flower petal and told me he couldn’t give me the whole flower because I’d have to buy it but he said he thought I was beautiful and said to come back to Italy and find him so we could get married.

Sweetest yet weirdest.. Hmmm… Someone once said; I would even be your shit or eat it and drink your pee at the same time. I guess that’s a compliment? ha. GROSS!

@Jude Yours reminds me of what I used to say to my ex boyfriend; if you die, when I die, my ghost is gonna kick your ghost’s ass. XD

He used to call me his own personal circus freak. That’s cute and freaky at the same time.

An ex of mine told me he was fascinated to watch my face change at times, waiting to see what was looking out at him from behind my eyes. He said I was a wonderment of child, woman and creature. He was the first person I felt very internally naked around, yet peaceful.

One of my employes said “Judi is kind, but don’t mistake her kindness for weakness.”

My love always keep telling me that he will be with me forever until he dies..