Looking for a manual on How to build a pussycat!

You can freeze dry your kitty.

Curiosity, a purring mechanism, playfulness, lovingness.

Capture a bunch of stray cats swap body parts throughout the kitties annnnnd FRANKENKITTY…or take the boring route and go to china and find someone to make you a Kittytron 3000.

I’d imagine this pussy would come in kit form & don’t be suprised to find surplus screws & bolts when the jobs completed….always the way.

Milo here; I can contribute some stem cells.

You’ll need to start with equal parts of furry pieces and sharp bits.
Add the anti-gravity unit and upgrade the curiosity module.
Try to fix the timer on the horizontal accelerator, but you won’t be able to stop it from activating at 3 a.m. every morning.

Cryonics is my only sad and desperate reply.