[NSFW] What would your ideal lover look like?

I like the last paragraph.

About 2.5 feet tall.
White feathers
Stunning orange face and feet, gravely voice and…a really big knob. ;-)

Look! He’s waiting for me in the hot tub now!

My wife with just a little more sensitive nipples and a bit more of an adventurous attitude about kinky, otherwise I’m good. I’m not saying this to be sweet; I’m saying this because my wife is hot. She intriguing beauty not cookie cutter pretty, I’ll take intriguing beauty any day of the week. Eat your heart out all. From her long beautiful hair to Greek goddess ass below the fantastic ski slope that makes up that transition for her lower back to her ass. That dancer’s posture and pride.

Was talking to my fantasy but he was just that a fantasy since he didn’t want to become a reality. He drew me in with exactly what I get drawn in by my mind then he had stamina like mine but it all was for nothing and the look of his cock it did things to me that were unblievable and his voice sent me over the top. I would orgasm such intense orgasms for him, but I have to just keep telling myself it was all a fantasy and not reality. Now I am looking for something real and its hard but hopefully I will find someone in real life I can touch.

Hmmm. Tall, preferably over 6’. I’m partial to dark hair and light eyes. I don’t like skinny guys. They need some meat on them so I don’t feel like Jabba the Hut.

@ETpro

” large labia like a taco” are you a creative writer too? lol

I prefer my ‘knobs’ with the circumference of a sapling tree, medium long with a curve for that G-spot action. But, the turbo jets in the hot tub and some ‘goosing’ will have to do for now. If only I could find that willow with a bend, attached to a mind with a curvature beyond that of your average #2 pencil.

Seems it’s either pencil penis or pencil mind, alas, the turbo jets get the job done, but, they don’t speak philosophy very well.

Marwyn however, well..we have lengthy conversations about the really important stuff in life, like dodging Coyotes and flow in the pool. hahaha

BTW..“Knob” is the proper lingo for a gooses brainiac forehead appendage.”

The opposite of this

I have all I need today. So I don’t need fantasies to tell me other wise. She’s my girl!

I was once a fan of the men that looked like Legolas in those Lord of the Rings movies – fine-boned, long hair, quick of action, lanky, square jaw. Really melts me in the gut, you know?

I met my husband because he looked enough like that to get my attention. He still has the long hair and the masculine features, but he’s less like an elf and more broad shouldered and strong. Turns out, I like that better! :)

Since I don’t really picture them naked in detail, I’m afraid I can’t specify too much there. Perhaps it’s a gender thing – guys tend to be more visual. I will say, however, that I like my guy to be… shall we say, less processed, more whole, down where it counts? Not a big fan of circumcision.

I do like women to be stronger, though. More butch. Like this. Alternatively, Nicole Kidman in Far and Away.

She would “look” confident, smart, funny, sassy and ferocious.

Men; tall and Goth. Nice long hair. Needs a bit of some facial hair, preferably a goatee or a scruffy chinwrap. Nice and slim, not too built, maybe a tattoo somewhere.
Someone who could take care of me, but who needs me just as much. We have to disagree on a lot of stuff, and still be even better friends at the end of the day. If he sings Celtic folksongs, that’s awesome.

Women; Sporty type, not too slim, needs some meat on her bones. I like grabbing. Nice long hair, again. Wacky and goofy, we could mess around like real sisters and be immature, but her serious and mature side would eclipse mine. She’d teach me things, and I would serve as her muse.
The kinda person who would be a raging wolf if someone threatened me, but turns into someone who would mend the broken wing of a fly when it comes to her lover.

In both scenarios, it’s really sad, because my ideals for this question are inwardly based on my own desire to be worshiped and protected. Seems like it after reading this. I had a really good relationship in the past, and it wasn’t anything like that, but it was great.
Too much dreaming and being alone at this point lol. It’s like I want to go out with a vampire or something.

After three marriages where I was never really loved or respected, I married a woman who is ideal for me. My best fantasies about a lover are those I have about and share with her.

She would like like the woman I loved at the time.

Has a J.O.B., is stable., caring., responsible, and is not socially inept.

Aside from that, a bit of meat on her bones (like Symbline said). A bit muscular is fine. Not too tall (I’m 5’2”), a nice round ass, small to medium sized tits (I don’t care for the bigguns), small nipples, eye color doesn’t matter, nor does hair color. Shaved pussy. Soft butch in appearance, but, the way that she carries herself is femme. I am the opposite of that. Emotional, funny, smart, sensitive, feisty and likes to obey in the bedroom. That’ll do.

Psst. I already have her.

@ANef_is_Enuf A wise response, Grasshopper.

@Coloma If I ever get the chance, I’ll be sure to give you a great big goose. :-)

@Season_of_Fall She sounds like quite a beauty. Fortunate man, you are. Thanks.

@creative1 Wow, well stated danger of fantasy. Reality can be such a letdown after the flight of fancy, but hang in there. Sometimes reality surprises us in good ways too.

@redfeather Gotcha. Does anybody actually want a Jabba the Hut? He had all those nubile cuties surrounding him. But then Hugh Hefner keeps finding 20 something marriage prospects too.

@Coloma I can definitely follow that definition of the perfect penis from the female perspective. Sorry, but at my age, I can’t boast having such. Just can understand how it might be useful if I did. And yes, I have written some magazine pieces and have published a book, albeit a technical one. I am planning and gathering material for a novel.

@poisonedantidote Yeah, I’d tend to agree on that. :-)

@Vincent_Lloyd Good for you. And wise to keep it secret rather than baosting publically about how great she looks.

@laureth Yeah, I get Orlando Bloom looking good as Legolas. Of course, he doesn’t usually have the long blond hair. But the chiseled good looks are everyday. Sounds like you’re able to adapt, which is a great ability to have.

@Cruiser Sounds sexy to me.

@Symbeline Awesome answer. I had a relatinoship with my prefect dream of a woman once. She lefft me for another guy after about a year. She had a long history of doing that. I sat and stared out the front window for weeks on end hoping my tears wouldn’t blur my vision too much, hoping I would to see he car coming back up the street, hoping against hope she would come back to me. Sometimes to much realized fantasy isn’t as good as grimy old reality, I guess.

@Dr_Lawrence For all those still looking, your story should give hope. Thanks and I am delighted for you.

@wundayatta She reads Fluther too, does she? :-)

Hey @Jude Great description. I can see her now. And good for you. You’ve got her.

@ETpro haha yeah her body is mine! Knock some heads if anyone does anything….literally!

First, if the woman does not have a good vocabulary and know how to use it, I have no interest in her. A good vocabulary and a soft voice work wonders on me.

Skin, mid to darker complexion and soft skin and hands. Dark blond hair or brown hair. Blue eyes. Mid size to larger breasts that “hang”. Stretch marks, yes, stretch marks on breasts. Larger dark aureolas and large protruding nipples. Nipples pointing down is sexy.

NO…repeat, NO boob job (except a reduction if she wants it)

Long face…No
Wide face..No
Round face..No
Triangular face…Yes
Full lips

Not skinny…I don’t want to feel bones or tiny, tiny limbs.
Not fat…I don’t want to feel rolls, but I do want to feel flesh.

Full butt is essential.

Hairy untrimmed bush, medium brown hair
Large labia
Large clit
OR a Camel Toe pussy

Long legs…No
Short legs…No
Somewhere in the middle, proportionate
Thick ankles….NO
Muscular calves….YES
Thin thighs….NO
Fleshy (but not fat) thighs….Yes
Smaller to mid size feet…yes
Long feet….No

Larger belly button. NO metal junk in naval. Navals are sexy

No piercings, except ears
No tattoos

Very responsive and very verbal in lovemaking

@plethora Wow. Will wonders never cease. Now we’ve found a second thing in two days we pretty much agree perfectly on.

-Dark brown hair.

-Dark brown eyes is a must. Blue is unattractive to me and green is boring.

-Smooth and lightly tanned complexion. But not tanned from the sun. I like when skin is dark because of heritage, not a tanning booth.

-Medium sized build. No bulging muscles. Just slightly defined. Skinny is okay. Fat is never okay.

-Penis must be on the larger side. But not long and skinny. Thick is ideal.

-Dark nipples are a plus but not a necessity. As long as they’re not bigger than a half dollar or hanging from his man boobs, they’re good enough for me. They just need to be lickable.

-Feet can be small or large as long as they’re not hairy. Toenails need to be short.

-Body hair is a big turn off. Arms and legs, fine. But chest, back, and ass need to be baby bottom smooth. And his privates should be either shaved bald or kept very well trimmed.

-Facial hair…ehh. A little is ok but a beard that pricks my face when we kiss is not ok. Ever.

-Speaking of kissing, the bigger the lips, the better.

-Tattoos are fine. With the right design and location of the art, they can be sexy.

-Piercings are not preferred.

@ItalianPrincess1217 Thanks. I feel the same about body modification and piercings. A real turn-off to me.

I don’t like skinny guys at all. I’d want some flesh on them, I quite like chubby guys. I don’t mind body hair, but I’d want them to shave in the nether reigions and I don’t want them to be so muscular they look like monsters and have trouble walking right.
I love a guy’s hair, so he has to have a haircut which looks like he has some… not a skinhead. I don’t mind facial hair either, a bit of stubble or a small beard’s fine with me. I’d want the guy to have medium size or large lips… I don’t like thin ones.
I’d want the guy to be manly, not feminine. He has to be the kind of guy who’s protective, strong and caring… who’s supportive. I’d still want him to need me though. A sensitive guy.
I wouldn’t really like tattoos on a guy, though if he has a good personality and all I wouldn’t mind. Peircings are fine with me.
Hair colour I prefer dark, but again, if the guy is good I wouldn’t really care. Eye colour though I’m pretty picky. I don’t want my guy blue or grey eyed… green or brown is the colour for me.

@queenie Thanks. Duly specific. I’m out. Lips are pretty thin and I am muscular (not huge, but muscular) but not chubby. Otherwise, I fit perfectly. Don’t shave the nether regions cause I don;t have to. :-)

@ETpro Chuckle
I didn’t say I didn’t like muscly guys… I meant too muscly ;)

Hmm, maybe Marilyn Monroe. Only with Angie Jolie’s “blow job lips” dark hair & a bit of sense!

My ideal man is blond, greying a little at the temples, shockingly blue eyes, a smile that lights up a room, and makes my heart skip. Broad shoulders, strong but not mucle bound, more built for cuddles. Large strong hands, a laugh that makes you join in even if you don’t feel like laughing. Gentle, caring nature, knows when I need a hug even before I know myself sometimes. Makes me feel safe, always. Loves me as much as I love him…. oh and makes a wonderful cuppa. My fantasy man exists, we’ve been married over 26 years, those slightly greying temples drive me crazy (who knew grey could be sexy?) and just when I think I can’t love him any more than I do…... I’m a really lucky little bunny :-)
huggles xx

@queenie Thanks for the uplift. I’m definitely not the Schwarzenegger type. I don’t even want to be.

@ucme Angelina Jolie definitely meets the IQ test as well. She’s one pretty lady. But on her face, the lips look a bit unnatural at times, and I strongly suspect they are just that.

@bunnygrl Thanks for the word picture. THat’s one fantasy-lover confession you needn’t fear your mate reading. :-)

Male.

Dark hair.

Medium build (medium everywhere). I would rather a guy be a little overweight than too skinny.

5’10–6’

Usually not very keen on facial hair, but sometimes it is ok.

Blue eyes or dark brown eyes, I like the color to be intense, although eye color is the least important regarding type.

Darkish skin, not very tanned, but naturally a few shades darker than me.

Medium thick lips.

Chest can be hairy or not, I don’t care.

My husband fits the bill about 95%.

Adrian Paul is fantastic. Although he is even more muscle than necessary for me, and I hate body building muscle zero fat percentage. Something almost skeevy about it.

@JLeslie Thanks, and I am glad you are living that close to your fantasy ideal. And yeah, Adrian Paul looks pretty good. Everybody like thick lips. I do too. But I’m cursed with very average white-guy lips and I have absolutely zero interest in pumping silicone or collagen into them to go all fish lips. That would look outright weird on a guy. Looks weird on ladies too IMHO. I like big lips that nature made that way.

@queenie & @JLeslie In the interest of full disclosure, I was looking for an actor photo of an old guy built about like me. Couldn’t find one, and I don’t have any self portraits for my Twitter account. But then I remembered the doctor who invented the Heavyhands workout. I read Dr. Leonard Schwartz’s book years ago and have been doing his workout since. A quick Google image search brought up this photo of him now. He’s 84. I’m not that old, and still have more of my hair, but built similarly. I’m not musclebound, but definitely no excess fat on me. I do it to live long and prosper, not to impress ladies at Muscle Beach. :-)

@JLeslie Skeevy????

My husband is sort of a Tom Hanks type, but squarer jaw, and slightly darker skin. I always say he looks like he should be in an ad for some alcoholic mixer in white linen near a beach lined with palm trees somewhere. @etpro I think you have seen a photo of him?

@plethora Are you asking the definition, or surprised I think it is skeevy?

@JLeslie The definition. Can’t find in Merriam Webster.

Here is Merriam-Webster

But the Urban Dictionary gives a better feel for the word.

I think of it as being used by Italian-Americans not sure if it is derived from an Italian word?

Basically what I mean is an ick factor. Obsessed with themselves bordering on oversexed and macho cheaters. It is a certain type of muscle guy, not every guy with broad shoulders.

@JLeslie Yes, and you have yourself a good looking man. But then you klnow that. @plethora I just love the UrbanDictionary.com for decoding all the slang that’s evolved since I was plugged into the crowd that evolves such stuff.

@ETpro I can’t have him reading stuff like that… he might get all big headed lol :-)

Nah, he knows he’s my dream man although he very graciously agrees to share me with Alan Rickman :-)
hugs xx