NSFW What are some good "Love Coupon" ideas?
Give me your best Love Coupon ideas that you have used or would give to your S/O?
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I’m thinking denominations like monopoly money, with minutes instead of dollars and different things you would do to him for those minutes, or have him do to you. I can go further if you’d like.
A spatula spanking.
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I went straight to sexual things, but maybe you’re thinking more along the lines of nice romantic ideas?
@Vunessuh—That V,is the only reason to pick up a cooking utensil!
@Adirondackwannabe—Could be anything.So far,I have quite the booklet.I need to make it a 365 day novel.
A moonlit boat cruise on a lake, not the river, with champaigne and strawberrys comes to mind, I’ll have to work on the rest.
Blow jobs.
Simple and easy.
Also: Back/foot rubs, cooking his favorite meal, doing a hated chore, hanging out with friends you don’t like.
Sticky love notes have worked for us for 45 years. Working all those crazy hours, sometimes, a love note has been our communication with each other, since 1965.
A smiley face and one or two words will do the trick. It has worked for us and we are “still crazy after all these years”.
My wife has saved each love note.
Lucy, good question. jp
Free ham sandwich on demand
Buy one get one free breast massage.
Expires tonight at midnight.
Full body hot oil massage and a trip to the shooting range.
@erichw1504—LMAO! I love that!
@josie-Nice touch with the ham sandwich idea.XD
C’mon people! Nice suggestions,but I have alot of this book done already with these suggestions!I need some crazy ideas now! Doesn’t anyone swing from the chandelier anymore?? XD
One night of swinging-from-the-chandelier sex.
One “go round” on a picnic table at the park. I speak from experience on this one.
@josie That is December 4th’s entry. XD
Free bouncy house rental.
@erichw1504 That is an idea! I wonder what the damage would be?? —To him… XD
One free session of Josie’s famous “How-To” series.
One free session of Erich’s famous “How-Not-To” series.
@josie & @erich1504 – Do tell! XD
Sex in a public place
Get a karma sutra book of sexual positions and have a coupon for a choice from the book
Pick a sex fantasy coupon
@creative1 -I have both A & B of your suggestions covered.C is a good idea:)
One night of a vinyl sheet dowsed in oil..oil wrestling.
I would like one of those from my SO
Choice of toppings for a night of play…..coupon
Buy one get one free canister of whip cream.
Hire a male and a female stripper for an evening
Weekend stay at a nice bed and breakfast
Rent a hotel room with a private hot tub
Skinny dipping
Strip poker
Ice cubes on a hot day
Long shower together
Strip dance for each other
Trap shooting and the loser has to serve the other for the wekend
Bathe each other in the tub
Deck of cards made with sex acts. Draw however you want to.
Nude sunbathing and sunscreen rubbing
Run naked through the next rainstorm on a warm day
Nude horseback riding
Remote controlled vibrating sex toys
Public outing wearing trenchcoats and nothing else
Light bondage and teasing
Blindfolds
Or mix any of the above.
@Adirondackwannabe Great ideas! Hope you don’t mind, I am gonna steal a few for my anniversary getaway next month!
@Cruiser Go for it. They’re not trademarked or patented.
@lucillelucillelucille
Do you intend to field test any of these suggestions? I’m sure they all work, but one can never be too sure.
Anyway, let me know if you need help
@Jude – I like that one!
@erichw1504—Nude horsebackriding? Done that before….
@josie I have tested many of these ideas and I am still alive and well! :))
New ideas are welcome!
* Clean the toilet = a blowjob
* Change the bedding = a blowjob
* Do laundry = a blowjob
* Pick up dog poo from yard = steak, baked potato and blowjob
@Neizvestnaya Am I to take it you could have a blow job for doing household chores 24/7, you would be the best husband around?
@creative1: I don’t have to create and dispense coupons but my fiancee is a GREAT around the house helper ;) We’re now working on the going pee sitting down compromise to keep the bathroom fresher. I feel he will be a very very good husband.
@Neizvestnaya WOW a man in training, just like a puppy….. I should have thought of that and you get it all acomplished with giving bj’s hmmmmmmmm
What a thought. A man sitting down now that is pretty impressive thing to have done @Neizvestnaya you should write a man training manual for us wormen who have just let men be men all these years.
@creative1: My fiancee is actually the only man I’ve lived with so far who hasn’t chosen to sit down in order to make the bathroom chore an easier one. Just last week I mentioned it to him that he might start taking over the bathroom all together since I was starting to become cranky and repulsed every time I had to go there. It was his idea to give it a whirl.
Do I have to coerce my guy to do stuff by offering blowjobs? Nope but I did jokingly offer once after he did something fabulous around the house and his reaction was wonderful, got me thinking you know. I’m pretty sure I’ve been rewarded with goodies numerous times for the things I go out of my way to do for him but it doesn’t always immediately correlate.
One thing for sure, a man learning to sit and pee is 99.9% more successful than trying to get a cat to use a toilet .
@Neizvestnaya—
I once told him that for every sheet of drywall he hung,I would give him a blowjob.
I have been bartering ever since. XD It got the job done in no time. I am not the most patient person
BTW,the little book I want to make him is part of a birthday suprise.;)
@lucillelucillelucille: I think I’d have fun making up the little book from scrap clippings/art/pictures. Maybe a graphic coupon book of all the different ways to enjoy a bj?
Your idea is a good one I might create to present as a “Groom’s Gift”.
@Neizvestnaya -Do it! He’ll love it! Get dolled up and take some suprise photos.
Your big day is coming up,too! Get on it! :)
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