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Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

If you were Gay for a day and had to be with someone famous...

Asked by Imadethisupwithnoforethought (14682points) June 18th, 2011

Who would it be?

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FutureMemory's avatar

Usher. Homeboy is hawt.

Coloma's avatar

‘Gay for a day’ ? Sounds like a holiday in the works. haha

Oooh, Scarlett Johannsen…she is so adorable!

FutureMemory's avatar

Who wouldn’t hit that, given the chance? Yummy!

TexasDude's avatar

@FutureMemory meh. I prefer this. And no I’m not being fucking racist. I just think burly, hairy men are more attractive than super ripped, hairless dudes.

goddamnit. shouldn’t have drank all that tequila

lillycoyote's avatar

Susan Sarandon, I think. She’s the total package. Brains, beauty, talent, an intriguing sexual presence, kindness, maturity, nurturing, fun… at least that’s vibe I get from her though you can never be be sure what celebrities are really like, and good politics, what more could you ask for in a woman?

FutureMemory's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I am not a fan of the hirsute male. Except my own hairy ass, of course. Would you say you like Bears, then? I could see you being Tom’s cub.

TexasDude's avatar

@FutureMemory I guess I would kind of be considered a bear myself so i reckon it’s only natural.

Coloma's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

Aaah, the inside scoop under the influence ey?

But Tom Selleck is a geezer now. lol

Coloma's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

Oh the fodder you feed, no…not a bear, you could just be a cub to the Grizzley…the male equivelent of a Cougar. haha

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Thank you all for playing. The correct answer was Bruce Willis.

Coloma's avatar

Bruce Willis? Ewww…he has a stupid look to him IMO. haha

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

If I were gay for a day, hmm….. I’d have to go with Alyssa Milano or Holly Marie-Combs.

AstroChuck's avatar

I gotta go with Katie Perry.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@Coloma If I was a girl I would have taken Scarlett Johannsen but It wasn’t an option.

Coloma's avatar

I’m biased, I like blonde on blonde best. Heh! :-)

FutureMemory's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Bruce Willis is far too manly for me. I need a pretty boy I can [redacted]

jonsblond's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought haha. My sister dated Bruce for a very short time before Demi got her hands on him. My sister’s name is Phyllis. We laughed at that name combination if they got married. true story

Evangeline Lilly is the correct answer

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

After reviewing Google Images, ‘Evangeline Lilly’ is the new correct answer.

Bellatrix's avatar

Charlize Theron. She just strikes me as being a down-to-earth, intelligent, fun-to-be-with woman who is also breathtakingly beautiful. She also has a heart and is an activist for women’s rights and humanitarian causes in Africa.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Maybe I’m reading too much into this. If we heterosexuals were granted the opportunity to be ‘gay for a day’ and were granted the opportunity to be with a celebrity, wouldn’t we all want to choose someone from the GLBT community?

I’d like to meet up with Jodie Foster. Her work is admirable, she is intelligent, good looking, and probably doesn’t have any STDs.

lillycoyote's avatar

Susan Sarandon is still my answer but I would have said Jessica Alba if it wouldn’t have made me feel kind of like a creepy, dirty old woman if I went that route. She’s hot though, really, can anyone truly say she’s not?

BTW, the photo maybe a tad NSFW but only because she’s tastefully naked and it’s a big image.

Bellatrix's avatar

No Jessica Alba is very beautiful. I agree @lilycoyote.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@Pied_Pfeffer I had not considered that in scope of the question. You bring up a salient point.
I would hate to limit it to only those known to be already gay however.

@FutureMemory Really? Usher over Bruce Willis? Please…

athenasgriffin's avatar

Angelina Jolie . . .I’ve always had a bit of a girl crush on her.

lillycoyote's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought… Would you consider changing your user name to “Imadethisshorter” because the current one is a tad cumbersome, don’t you think? Just a thought, none of my business really, not my place to say, but that generally doesn’t stop me from weighing in. :-)

FutureMemory's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@lillycoyote thank you for the feedback. I will do that soon. I am still trying to figure out the emphasis and whisper functions on the site however, so a username change is currently beyond my technical capabilities :)

Kardamom's avatar

Ok, you probably already know who I’m going to pick, so I’ll just post a photo of my Queen

Bellatrix's avatar

When you have a name in mind @Imadethisupwithnoforethought, you can let Auggie know and she will let you change. You can only change once though without losing your lurrrrrrve, so choose carefully. You will have to put your old name on your profile for a little while. :-)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, shit. Do you mean to tell me that I could have changed from Val123 to Dutchess_III and kept my original 14,000 Val123 points? That sucks!

Bellatrix's avatar

Uurm… I don’t know. I believe the “no name change” policy has been softened a little…. oops sorry Auggie .. dobbed you in!!! :D

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Hi @Dutchess_III what do you think of Evangeline Lilly?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um…hi @Imadethisupwithnoforethought Don’t know who she is.

lillycoyote's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought LOL. ... “thank you for your feedback”. If you were one of the supervisors/managers in the company I used to work ... that was the standard blow off. Like I said, it was none of my business but that, sadly, never stops me from sticking my nose in where it is likely to get bitten off. No problem. :-)

Kardamom's avatar

@Dutchess_III That explains how I got into the mansion before you. I knew you were here first and it didn’t make sense, but now it does. Guess I’ll keep my name.

lillycoyote's avatar

Somebody owes @Dutchess_III 14,000 lurve and I think it’s fluther.

filmfann's avatar

Jodie Foster, I guess.

lillycoyote's avatar

@filmfann LOL. The question is if you were gay for a day, not if you, could be with someone, for a day, who is already gay? Are you a straight man who would spend your day as a gay man with a lesbian? Or should you be answering the corollary question? Are you a gay man who would spend his day as a straight man with a lesbian? Or does someone need to ask a whole new question just for you? Or am I just thoroughly and completely confused or are you the one who is confused? I don’t know anymore… confused… I have a headache now.

lillycoyote's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Sorry, nevermind… I was made even more cynical than I already was by repeated “thank you for your feedback” corporate mid-manager blow-offs. I may have jumped the gun. :-)

filmfann's avatar

If I am to be gay for a day, I would want to spend the day with someone I admire, and yet not worry about getting corn-holed by.
Jody Foster.

lillycoyote's avatar

@filmfann Great answer! And thank god, neither one of us is confused.

everephebe's avatar

Stephen Fry.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@lillycoyote I was a corporate Joe for way too long. It slips into my speech patterns. I thanked my daughter for providing synergy today when she suggested we get the twenty piece nugget instead of several happy meals.

lillycoyote's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought At least you didn’t suggest that she would be more competitive in the global room cleaning up market by leveraging her core competencies. :-)

Berserker's avatar

I’m already pretty gay, and I choose BĂ©atrice Dalle :D

ucme's avatar

Ooh, you big hairy sexy beast!
I’d have shown that horny bastard my cannonball XD

rockfan's avatar

Billie Joe Armstrong

rebbel's avatar

Julianne Moore.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’m rescinding my previous votes for celebrities. I think I’d rather be with “famous” jellies. But in that case, one day might not be enough since there are so many women here that I have crushes on. It would be great if they’d let me schedule appointments, lol, I have a long list!!!

It does feel weird to have a mother and her daughter on the same list though… but I crush on them both, dammit! Quite the dilemma.

Berserker's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate If we’re doing jellies, we might as well just have a massive juice splattering orgy. :D

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Symbeline I’m going after Kayak8 first. But you, Vunessuh and quite a few others are totally on my list of “jellies to do” haha.

lonelydragon's avatar

Mariska Hargitay.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Which ones are dead? I soon be following them.

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