[ NSFW ] What would you do with the woman in the window?

Usually, it’s at that point that I wake up.

“HEY LADY! Close your window!”

@thorninmud Yes, but the thing is, this really happened last Saturday. : )

Oh she is so loving the fact your looking, because a natural response for any woman would be to immediately cover their dignity. Or she is blind ;-) If none of the above then you are one lucky bastard!!!

Three minutes, eh?
Use some tissues to clean it up.

I’d look away.

@BeccaBoo Blind! Oh yes, that’s a great thought.

Find a large piece of paper to write my number down on to hold up :P

I think I’d start touching myself. Stroking my arms as if she were there doing the same. If she started doing the same thing, I’d take it as far as she was willing to go. If she went all the way, I’d mime asking her to go to breakfast with me, and tell her to meet me downstairs in five minutes. Or ten. Whatever.

Lmfao! GQ @mazingerz88 you come up with some really good ones ;)

@wundayatta @uberbatman Great answers. I however did not do any of those things unfortunately. For some reason, my instincts led me to get my video cam and start shooting. : )

@queenie Lol. This just dropped on my lap.

I know I’d be laughing.

I’d be wondering if you were looking at me and lift my window and yell hey you lookin at me??

What would I do with the woman in the window? Oh, I’d do many things.

If your window is open @erichw1504 then I think the woman would faint upon smelling your smell.

If you were the woman in the window @queenie I would pass out before anything would happen.

Depends. If I am attracted to her, I’m going over there.

Blush and go back to bed.

I’m really, really bad at making any kind of move.

By the way, i would love to see the view the naked woman has….., thirty eight rooms, curtains open, with a jerking guy behind its windows.

@rebbel Lol. Indeed! And I could have been the only dumb dude “shooting” with a cam!

I would be so freaked out. I would shut my blinds and hope to god I never saw her again.
Then I would text my friends and ask them what they thought.
Then I would promptly forget about it.

I’d pull up a chair.

Oh I think a calm, mature, sober response is what’s required here ;¬}

I would wonder what was going on, then I would go back to bed but I wouldn’t sleep. Your question got me interested so I took a peek out through my curtains, but nothing doing.

This reminds me of a family trip to London when I was a kid. My two brothers & I shared a hotel room, while my mother she was divorced had a single. Early one morning we met downstairs for breakfast & my mum asked if we’d heard a knock at our door in the middle of the night. Turned out a young woman had woken in a panic & knocked on our door asking for the time, maybe she thought she’d overslept & missed her flight or something. Anyway, she then knocked on my mum’s door & was reassured of the time & went back to her room. Problem for me & my two brothers was, she was bare arsed naked!!!!!!!
And we slept through it…......not fair! :¬(

Well, you just turned her on so go over to her hotel room or do something that will be even better like write your phone number on a peice of paper and hold it up to the window along with your hotel room number. lol hottt

25 years in the hotel business here. This type of behavior happens with alarming frequency. Either Naked Facial Creme Woman is putting on an act for anyone who has a view into the room or she is oblivious the fact that people can see her.

Just consider yourself lucky. Most of the time, it isn’t such a pretty sight.

@Pied_Pfeffer Yes, I did consider myself lucky. However I was not aware this happens at an alarming rate of frequency? Hmm, maybe I should go back to that hotel soon. Lol.

Been there. No good will come of it.

Regarding sex shows in hotels…I was a manager at five different Embassy Suites hotels over a 10-year period. They are ideally suited, as they have living rooms that look out into the atrium. It is amazing how many guests will walk around in the suite naked and the drapes fully open. Trust me, I’ve had to respond to many a call from other guests, and that only includes the ones that bother to report it.

Then there are the women who like to sunbathe by the poolside topless….most likely a cultural thing, and those that decide that since the pool area is deserted, they can swim or use the hot tub naked. One time, we received a call from a guest saying that there was a naked man outside of their room peeing on their door. And indeed, there was. The worst, for me anyway, was how many men on their honeymoon would answer the door for their breakfast room service with not a stitch of clothing on or a towel around their waist.

The list goes on. Some day, I’d like to make a sitcom around the silly things that guests (and corporate employees) do in hotels. Each episode will include a naked guest stunt.

I watch too many horror movies to answer anything normal about this.

This kind of reminds me of the zipless fuck—only stationary.

Zipless fuck?

Before your time, I guess. It was very popular when I was a lad. It came from Erica Jong’s Fear of Flying.

Aaah I see. Zipless Fuck sounds pretty epic; both in name and meaning.

Give her a thumbs up then close my curtains and get naked in the dark.

Her focus is 2 feet from her; her reflection in the window.
She may not even see you.

I stare stupidly in surprise at her, then she’d wink and walk away, never to be seen again by me.

Well, if she saw me should would come to my room. Still naked.