NSFW (allowed)- If you passed away today... (see details)

Not really. I have a Mary Poppins style leather bag filled with nsfw play toys but I don’t anyone in my home would be shocked to find them.

Much more embarassing is the thought mechanics at work may have looked in my playbag during time my car was in for service and they placed some parts in the trunk where the bag was.

One things for sure, I wouldn’t be ashamed of Fluthering, yes that’s a verb and yes I am dodging the question.

Yes. My friend knows what to spirit away from my room in the event of my untimely demise.

A bowl, a lighter and a packet of salvia. That’s about it.

Yes… but I’m not telling.

Don’t think I’d want anyone reading my journal… Haha.

Strap-on, harness and anal lube. I have someone who’ll get rid of that for me.

A friend of mine knows that he’s to melt my computer if I die before him. The last thing I need to be remembered for is being the guy in the family with a shitload of porn on his hard drive.

Not at all ;)

Yes, there are a few things I would rather my daughter not find.

Nope. They’ll be grown people. And if they aren’t all grown people, then someone will explain when they’re older. I mean, what, kids don’t learn about sex toys and drug paraphernalia when they’re 14 anymore? I did.

From the other kids at school.

Anyway, I’ll be dead.

My friend and I have a pact to go in and um, “straighten” out each others homes.

Tons of sex toys and some kinky sex gear, a bong, and a poster of Edward Cullen. My parents might be a little frightened if they found it.

That last part is untrue, but the rest isn’t.

I look at it this way, there are few people under 15yrs old anymore who haven’t seen so much more odd or whatever on TV or the internet. What they find in my home mightl be mild by comparison. I know for sure my mother has had more of a wildlife experience than me as has my fiancee. Even my fiancee’s kids have seen worse at their father’s house than what they can find in mine.

Not a damn thing! Am I boring?

@faye maybe you should get an Edward Cullen poster.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought haha!

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought I did read the first book. So I could hang it on the back of a dresser.

@faye hardcore.

Some things that may be found may shock and appall some, but nothing that would embarrass me.

@Jude Haha, I left those at my boyfriend’s place. So if he went and his mom had to go clean out his place she’d be horrified. I left a lot of my things there that are sexual in nature. He has the strap-on harness, a shower dildo and a regular one, a whip, bondage rope, ball gag, cuffs, whips, collar and leash, my underwear, and a few role playing outfits. I would love to see his mom’s face. Mostly because she doesn’t know about me even though I’ve been with her son for almost a year. He doesn’t like talking about things like that with his mom. He’s not well versed in the dating area.

As for me, I have a couple of vibes and dildos. Nothing important. Any video or pictures are all secured.

Nope.

I don’t have much to hide.

I know a guy with an enema fetish (giving, not receiving) and he said he has it in a special case that has a false back on it, in his garage. I had asked him once what would happen if he died and his wife found out, and he said “Who cares, I’d be dead.”

Nah. Anyone that knows me already knows I’m a freak. the only “embarrassing” thing I own is a dildo. What woman in these modern times doesn’t?

me

A 1974 National Geographic with African women. Wink wink.

Yes…a ton of cash and ammo I have hidden!

Not worried at all. I’ll be dead.

I’m more worried they won’t find the interesting stuff, since it’s all password protected and while I have shared some of the passwords with my wife, I have not shared them all, and I’m not sure she’ll even remember the ones I shared since I told her not to write them down.

At least almost all of us won’t go like David Carradine did… whatever I have in my house won’t make international news.

Well…..there’s Dolly the sheep, but we have this pre-nup. The surviving “lover” denies all knowledge of the entire glorious affair. Baaaaaaaa ;¬}

Nah. My kids know me pretty well and my parents are long gone. My husband already told them I’m a pornographer (I wrote a series of erotic stories a few years back….rolls eyes at my diplomatic husband. “Hey your mum is a pornographer you know? Sheesh! Worst is they all laughed…not quite sure how to take that). So, I don’t think they will be too offended by anything they find!

Nah. Well, that Fluther whip might raise a few eyebrows…

@laineybug What are you doing in this thread, young lady. <Gives stern look>.

@augustlan That made me laugh. Kids will be the death of parents.:)

Yeah but @augustlan , she did answer “nope”. That’s gotta count for something.

I’m pretty dull. I’m with @laineybug on the “nope”.

me too, not a thing. There are my Alan Rickman and Fry and Laurie dvds, huge collection of politics books, I’m a very boring little bunny I really am. Maybe in my next life I’ll be interesting :-)
huggles xx

@augustlan But look at her answer! It is beyond sweet!

She and I were just laughing about this thread. :)

I don’t care, I mean..I’ll be dead anyway