What celebrity would you freeze in carbonite and where would you display it?

For me, it would be Fred Phelps. I’d rent it out for gay-pride parades, bar mitzvahs, and memorial day. Otherwise it would be displayed on the highest tower of the west wing of my castle.

Already done with Jimi Hendrix.

My first choice would be Osama Bin-Laden. However, since he is dead and has been dumped in the ocean I guess I’ll have to go with Ayman al-Zawahiri. I would display him over the mantel of a large fireplace in the White House until such time as he can be moved to be used as ornamentation in a fountain on the grounds of whatever structure winds up being built at ground zero.

Anthony Hopkins. I always thought he had character that would show through stone.

@YoBob shudder

Sarah Jessica Parker…on a plinth at Churchill Downs.

Lady Gaga. On top of Gaddafi’s head.

Lindsay Lohan, down at the corner of the bar. Or maybe at an AA meeting.

Rachel Riley bending over, at the foot of my bed. Failing that I’ll take any other one with a nice ass. Failing that, I’ll take Glen Beck… Not all of him, just his head, I would keep it in my laundry basket.

Pamela Anderson

Han Solo. I’d travel back in time to 1977 and freeze Harrison Ford, and display him as a coffee table.

Leonard Cohn. He’d be waiting for me by the front door. He’d be on wheels so I could drag him from room to room. God I’m selfish!

I think I might like a younger Liam Neeson… or perhas Denzel…. I am sure my husband won’t mind me keeping them in the bedroom.

@Bellatrix – Alas, you know what they say cold does to a man… ;)

@atlantis – RE: “Shudder”

Actually, my vision for the fountain is to have him temporarily un-frozen so he can be repositioned in such a way as to suggest he is having carnal relations with a pig. I think it would make a wonderful addition to the courtyard of Freedom Square.

Sheesh @YoBob ruin a woman’s fantasy why don’t ya!!! Well at least my husband will then be able to point out their inadequacies I suppose.

Justin Bieber, so I never have to hear about his stupid ass anymore, and I would display it on Time Square.

Nicolas Cage, just to stop him ruining any more movies.
I’d put ‘it’ in a crate in the warehouse with the ark from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

@lucillelucillelucille
In the stag room at the golf club.

Freezing Mel Gibson in Carbonite would keep him from promoting his hateful twisted ideas about various racial and religious minorities.

celebrities are overrated…such a waste of carbonite

I’d freeze Dolph Lundgren and use him as a hood ornament.
]@josie LOL!—What’s a stag room?—Should I be afraid?

Russell Brand. And I would display him at the bottom of Lake Michigan…