Welcome Welcome! Now just sit there, right where you are. We know that you don’t enjoy traveling, so we put the ol’ mansion on wheels and parked it right in front of your house.
There was one point when point when @zen threw his back out while we were pushing it down the road, but lo and behold a giant spaceship landed right in front of us and 2 big giant Bichon space doggies hopped out and came to our aid. They helped us hitch the mansion to their spaceship, and they towed the thing all the rest of the way to your house. So here we all are : )
So sit back, while I fix you a cup of herbal tea and then come on down to the gourmet kitchen where one of those celebrity chefs is waiting to teach a class on cooking with cous cous and communion wafers. But watch out, because some of the boys might be throwing some of those Frisbee sized mushrooms across the room. We’ll just tell them to add the right seasonings before they realize what they are and throw them on the grill.
And as a small token of our affection, we’ve decided to let @WasCy come home with you, briefly, so he can fix your computer, and put your toolbars back where they belong.
And speaking of Toolbars, after dinner, come on out to the deck where we’ve got a really nice cocktail bar set up, and no tools are allowed, just awesome people like you!
