One of my dating explorations about 6 years ago now, well…the best way to determine compatability is to take a 2 week road trip with someone, hotels, the works. haha
This was Mr. Slob, bright guy, but totally careless and sloppy. We took off for 2 weeks in the Southwest, Bryce/Zion, Taos, Santa Fe, Sedona. He was constantly criticizing my driving, and thought nothing of just throwing all his snack wrappers on the floor of my car.
I swear he was fucking knee deep in candy wrappers and Pistachio shells. haha
He was always spilling something, on himself or in my car. I swear he was like a 4 year old, simply could NOT eat or drink ANYTHING with spilling it! lolol
BY about day 7 of a 10 day trip we pulled into a hotel in Santa Fe and I opted for separate rooms! lol
OMG! Bliss to the 10th power..I had wine, kicked back in my awesome all to MYSELF room, called a girlfriend back in Ca. and had a GREAT time. haha
That wasn’t the half of it, by the time we were on our way to Sedona, we both agreed I should just take him to the airport and he could fly away home. We worked it out, but THEN, the coupe de gras….he came down with a killer flu bug and we were stuck for an extra 2 days in a hotel in Grants N.M. in the middle of freaking nowhere and he was THE biggest baby ever. Moaning and groaning and digressing far beyond even his usual 4 or 5, I’d say he hit an all time low of about 2 years old in the flu zone.
Finally the day he felt well enough to travel on I couldn’t resist a bit of passive aggressiveness, and I am so NOT passive aggressive, but…he was sleeping in the car and I just sorta, whoops, had to slam on the brakes a bit, he catapulted forward and sorta grazed the dash and whiplashed back into his seat. LOLOL
It was so perfect, I could hardly contain my laughter..” Oooh, I’m sorry!” hahahaha
Needless to say, while we are still friends, the ‘relationship’ did not survive the 5 and a half state road trip test. :-D