Something that your fellow jellies didn't know about you; what would it be?

I have a thing for Jews.

I am part of a Corps of Discovery (Lewis and Clark) reenactment company.

I have the Holy Grail.
It’s verrrrry nice!

I have a thing for Judes.

I’m obsessed with facial hair on men. Especially mustaches like this guy’s. He’s my new reality tv crush.

I can play rag-time piano!

And I have a thing for Holy Grail’s! ;)

I’m a poet, I have a fetish for kissing horse lips, and I bang my giant temple gong every morning.
“Good morning mountain!”

BRUUUUNG!

I’ve done burlesque.

I have acted in porn movies.

I wish!

I’m a lesbian. There, I said it.

Sorry, I meant a thespian.

I’m a…no, wait, I already told you guys that. OK. I really like…crap, I already told you that,too. When I’m with a man I…nope, told ya that, too.

I guess you guys already know everything. Damn, couldn’t keep the mystery alive.

@JilltheTooth Some newbs might like to know why you are a tooth.

Oh, and I have a thing for juice.

I played Reverend Shaw in Footloose at my school musical this year, and I play piano.

@wundayatta…have you? :D

I never learned how to drive. I can’t swim, either.

I’m not as tough as I make myself out to be.

I’m not as stupid as some think.

I love pillows. Some people knows this. But you have absolutely no idea how insane my love for pillows is.

I was once highly disturbed by a zombie movie.

I snore.

I do weird stuff in the tub.

I love the colour pink.

I saw a decapitated pig on the river bank once.

I like drawing.

No word of a lie, these are all true.
Thanks, later.

@Symbeline

You are such a cool little thing. I have a light bulb and lamp fetish too, my daughter bitches at me because my entire house is in mood lighting format.
I refuse to let the government dictate what kind of light bulbs I use. Fuck ‘em! haha

@Symbeline The answer is in my comment. I don’t see how I can make it any clearer.

Well, not without losing my aura of mystery!

@wundayatta : Oh, sure. Rub it in. You still have an aura of mystery…

@wundayatta

Ya know, I have a great filming location…hot tub and sheep.
Ewwwwwwe! lololol

I love all animals, but I am a total cat person. I get so excited anytime I see a cat and I always have to try and pet it or hold it.

I’ve only ever had two “official” girlfriends.

I’ve collected African ethnographic art since I was little. I own a Congolese death mask and a piss pot from Zaire, among several other pieces. I actually met a Zulu tribesman who was living in the US when I was 10 and he was so fascinated with the fact that I appreciated African art that he offered to give me his spear he brought to the US with him, but I lost his phone number and never got it. :-(

I stutter a lot.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

God, why, WHY are you not like 45? haha

@Coloma because I was born in 1990 :-(

I’ve never been to a hair stylist or hair cutting place. I have long-ish hair and I trim my own bangs and my mom trims the back of my hair. I don’t trust anyone else with my hair.

I own a banjo (but I don’t yet know how to play it).

I can’t stand eggplant (even though I’m a vegetarian and like just about everything else that fits into that category from Brussels sprouts to fake meat and everything in between)

I’ve never seen the X-files or X-men or an X-rated movie (and have no desire to)

I just learned to make home made cinnamon rolls a couple of nights ago.

I love Liberace!

I would love to have some of those giant Chinese Lanterns that hang over the Teacups ride at Disneyland in my backyard.

I’ve never tasted a chutney that I didn’t like.

I love pickled vegetables.

I loved the movie Blades of Glory (although I really cannot stand Will Ferrell in any other movie, except that one)

I love succulent plants.

It cracks me up every time I hear Guy Fieri (from Diners Drive-ins and Dives) say, “Look at the bark on that thing” when he’s referring to the crust on a piece of brisket. Just because I know he’s going to say it, and then he holds up a piece, right next to the camera, so you can see it. And I think he’s a cutie!

@wundayatta Yeah but you know…just in case there’s a story behind that. :)

@Coloma You should check out those twirly ones that last for like six years. Funny looking and easy on the eyes, I swear by those muthas.

@Joker94 I’m totally impressed, but not surprised.
@Symbeline Love all your answers, but you are wrong on #3. I doubt there is anyone here that thinks you are stupd.
I haven’t been on a date in 3 years. There, I said it.

I lived near Liberace when I was growing up and I trick-or-treated at his house every year. His doorman handed out bags full of pennies.

I have 4 sisters, 2 brothers and a twin cousin who is male (I’m female).

I used to live near several of the Michigan Murder locations. I’m talking “in the next dorm over” or “a few houses down” or “just around the corner.”

They occurred a few years before I was born, but it’s still creepy.

my bathroom has a pink toilet

@Coloma Well, really, dear, I’m quite flattered by your invitation and I would love to take you up on it. However my schedule <ahem> is booked up until at least, oh 2075, by which time I shall have been long dead (don’t ask).

@Symbeline The story behind the story? Well, I could tell you, but then I’d have to lock you in my dungeon and you would like that faaaaaar too much!

I secretly have a crush on….........
!

@Symbeline

Got one! It’s psychedelic 60 watt Orange and it’s in a black, yellow and red stained glass lamp! The effect is awesome!

@wundayatta

Well damn, I thought after the hot tub and ewes, well…my 9 X 11 Persian Odabashian rug just SCREAMS for some background action. lolol

(I’ve probably mentioned most of these things at some point.)

I play the oboe pretty well. I also play piano, but not very well. I mostly play a lot of video game music on the piano to get g33k cr3d.

I draw, mostly digitally on a Wacom tablet. I have epic photoshop skillz.

I go to a small technical college where the male to female ratio is close to 3:1.

I was my high school class valedictorian.

I was obsessed with Basset Hounds growing up and all through college until finally, my girlfriend got me one.

Daisy. Had her for over ten years until she passed. Sweetest dog ever.

@cprevite My favorite breed of dog. :) I would love to have a female and call her Miss Banana Puddin’.

@Coloma A 9 X 11 Persian Odabashian rug? Well why didn’t you say so? Look. I’m going to have a word with my handlers (you want to join the crew, lol?), and see if they can’t find a way to squeeze you. I mean, squeeze you in. Or squeeze me in y….. well, you get the drift. I’ll have my people be in touch with your ewes. Or some suitable facsimile.

Oh dear. @Mariah is an oboe player. And I am a trumpet player. There’s a rule about these things you know. Be still my beating heart!

@chyna Thanks. :) Yeah I’m just being all dramatic and shit lol. XD I should probably concentrate on the positive that’s been said of me rather than the negative, which the latter isn’t as prominent. Still pisses me off though lol.

@Coloma Sounds quite epic. I used to always buy those purple, red and green stoner bulbs and stick em in my room lol. It was pretty awesome lol.

@wundayatta If it has either pillows/bony human remains, I’m there, man. :)

I am color blind.

I always did extremely well in school.

I am a taekwondo black belt.

@Symbeline There are definitely pillows. But I can’t tell you what they are made of, nor what they do. You’d have to find that out for yourself. If you dare.

I may own tons of weapons, but I am not violent at all.

@Jude: That’s a great Basset Hound name.

I’m formerly known as Winters.

When we get together to play Trivial Pursuit, everyone else plays on a 5 person team, I have to play by myself.

@King_Pariah Whoa, that’s you? Well, welcome back. :)

@Symbeline Thanks!

@KatetheGreat Excellent!! Now you need to send an affidavit stating that to: George Soros, Barack Obama, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Carolyn Mcarthy, Chuck Schumer, Micheal Bloomberg, Nancy Pelosy, Hillary Clinton. The United Nations security counsil. Get busy :)

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard you were born the year I graduated from high school. You’re a baby! or I’m old <sob>

You guys didn’t know I just cut my hair short.

I’ve never had a driver’s license.

I once weighed over 400 lbs.

I’ve mentioned this stuff on Fluther before, but maybe only once or twice in passing.

My grandmother is (South Asian) Indian.
I have never been sunburnt in my life (nor worn that greasy cream stuff people use to stop it)

I’m a mexican food-a-holic. Gimme salsa…at restaurants I make them bring me like 4 bowls full. :-D

I got blood poisoning in Nepal and was attacked by a cobra in India.

@tranquilsea I think I’m just a baby.

@chyna Aw, thank you! I think..? I don’t really have any mindblowing revelations lol

My eyes are blue.

I was born at Walter Reed Hospital.

I wrote a poem in 1st grade about being a sunflower and it was published in the local newspaper.

@JLeslie I HATE Walter Reed, 6 weeks 15 hours and 21 minutes of utter boredom

I was a private detective in San Francisco.

I have a thing for jute and I have never been so careless as to lose the phone number of a Zulu tribesman. And fuck @tranquilsea, you’re old???? I graduated from college ten years after you graduated from high school, I was 33 when @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard was born! You don’t even know old, and there are people here who will be more than happy to explain to me that I don’t even know old.

But, @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I met Gregory Corso once, and I know you’re a fan of his… I met him, he bummed a cigarette from me and we hung out on the sidewalk in NYC, with a mutual friend, of sorts, for about 10 minutes, while they negotiated a transaction… it was when I was in high school. I also met Peter Orlovsky that same trip, the same afternoon, I think, he was a minor poet and Allen Ginsberg’s long time partner, at their apartment, he was painting, the walls of their apartment that is, but Ginsberg was out so I didn’t get to meet him… so am I still cool? Even though I’m old as dirt?

@King_Pariah Walter Reed is better than punching your ticket to Arlington any day.

I have a deep appreciation for the beauty of flowers.

I planted opium poppies (Papaver somniferum) all over the town when I was 15.
It’s legal in the UK, by the way, until you harvest opium from them.
Beautiful flowers, some of them, especially the more highly-contrasted of the paeony-types…
generally less therapeutically potent but visually stunning!

I just had the first taste of this year’s crop. =}

Over the course of a few lunch-breaks at school, when I was 16, I used various wi-fi networks I hacked with my netbook, a few ‘borrowed’ mail-boxes, and fraudulent details obtained from (very rich, very serious) Russian gangsters, to swindle international ‘distributors’ out of around £1,000-worth of illegal drugs, and had them shipped into the country to be sold on, for ~2000% profit, just as an entertaining and challenging diversion. (Now there’s a good sign that GCSEs need to be made harder!)

When we were in Y10&11, we’d have these huge parties in abandoned warehouses, fuelled with vodka, ganja, imported drugs and large cylinders of compressed, medical-grade nitrous oxide (laughing gas), which was casually obtained directly from the stores of the nearby general hospital, by a 15 year old me wearing a white coat as ‘disguise’.

I have never been arrested.

Of course, these are all complete lies and I am not even a real person – here – I am an icon and a story… <_<
More details on request =P

@lillycoyote that’s absolutely awesome! Did I ever tell you about the girl I was involved with whose mom had pictures of Gregory Corso and Allen Ginsburg naked together in the shower from a party she threw? I totally saw the pictures!

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard So you still think I’m cool? :-) And no, you didn’t tell me about your mom and her naked party pictures of Ginsburg and Corso. That’s pretty awesome too. That’s history.

@lillycoyote of course I think you’re cool! And it wasn’t my mom. It was a ladyfriend’s mom.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Oops! I was just going into say that that should have been Ginsberg not Ginsburg, and saw your post so I will now add that that should have been “your lady friend’s mom” not “your mom.” So… I believe I have corrected most of my errors, at least the one’s I’ve made on Fluther in the last 15 minutes… that’s only a fraction of my errors but I do the best I can to keep up.

I used to be a stage performer.

@Sunny2

“I was a private detective in San Francisco.”

Cool.

Did you ever work with Adrian Monk? ;-p

I could be very shocking right now.

@MissAnthrope Don’t tease us! Spill it ;)

All right.. I am sufficiently inebriated to where I don’t give a damn. :P

This won’t be shocking to the two or three of you I divulge my darkest secrets to. You’ll just yawn and roll your eyes at me for talking about it again.

I’m basically trying to figure out how to fit the following into my regular life, including Fluther.. but what you don’t know about me is that I am currently serving a Mistress. Yes, that kind of Mistress. She doesn’t own me or anything, I’m just her girl friday and she beats on me in the bestest ways. (honestly, though, it’s so much more than that) I really enjoy making people happy, particularly pretty ladies, so it works out for everyone, really. :]

Wow! I wasn’t expecting anything like that..

lulz.

Well you certainly have my attention.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard It’s usually the nice ones that are the wildest, deep down…

I went to a performing arts junior high school—6th, 7th and 8th grade.

mods are kinky. :p

I’m sitting here, wracking my brain trying to think of something you guys don’t know about me. Ack! All of my secrets are out!

@augustlan

Didn’t you cross paths with a serial killer awhile back?

Ooh, yes! I did! Newer folks might not know that one, so thanks @Brian1946.

This guy, who killed four people before he was caught, grew up with my ex-husband. They were pretty good friends as teenagers, and when my ex and I bought our first house together, he came to dinner. Fast forward several years, and he’s a freaking murderer!

@augustlan Had he started killing by the time of the aforementioned dinner party?

@FutureMemory No. Well, not that we know of anyway!

I once cycled 120 miles through the night from London to Dunwich in Norfolk

@augustlan That would have made it even creepier!

Oh! I had dinner with Auggie who was best friends with a serial killer! The stretched truth seems funner.

I played the lead in my university’s Italian theatre productions two years in a row. I had never acted before, but I guess I’m good at it.

I collect beer bottles. Every different kind I get to taste, I keep it’s bottle. I plan to set them up somewhere in the basement or den when I buy a house.

Where my Jews at?

Have I told you about my love of Lighthouses?

I once ate an entire family size bag of chips in one sitting.

I once ate an entire family.

I once ate an entire species.

I am high as a kite right now from pain meds.

@Jude Sounds like fun.

@Brian1946 I believe Mr. Monk is fictional. I’m definitely not!

@MissAnthrope :)

I collect coffee mugs, even though I don’t drink coffee.

I was in a band for a day. Never practiced again with the band (I forgot what it was called, probably something like “Christian massacre”) but I distinctly remember playing a lot of covers and the original material was incredibly difficult to play.
Never did any recreational drugs save for Salvia. I didn’t trip balls, but time felt slow.

I don’t like porn.

@Seelix, me neither.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Really?

@Jude I thought I was one of them.

That I’m currently druthering? (drunk fluthering) Well, tithering, technically, since I’m tipsy, not yet drunk. Buthering? (buzzing)

Bad day.

Wow, I thought I was alone there. I like to look at photos of the naked body, I just don’t need to see people doing sexual things.

@syz : Flipsing?

@syz – Sorry to hear that.. I think I will join you! There’s beer in the fridge and I can’t let you drink alone, after all…

Already got me wine!

That I am half devil and half angel.

That I am more pragmatic than more sentiment. Opportunistic and independent.

That I can do sorcery, witchcrafting, and see the future (oh no! I shouldn’t have told you this!) XD.

That I still preserve my habit from other sites: I will only answer up to date question (I don’t scroll down or turn the page) and answer aggressively (sadly, not anymore).

@Jude if it is artsy or has a unique storyline, I can get into it, but that particular variety is hard to find.

I used to build little shelters in the backyard for stray dogs and cats when I was growing up, and nurse them back to health when they were sick, hungry, and emaciated. I cared and found homes for more than 30 cats and dogs when they used to wander into our yard abandoned and lost. I kept two cats and two dogs for myself and gave them odd names like Merko, Lindo, Blackie, and Soty.

I’m great at arm-wrestling.

I am still attracted to Agnetha Faltskog of ABBA.

@MRSHINYSHOES I’m pretty sweet at arm wrestling too! ...I cheat though.

Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead gave me a hug once with a backstage pass.
Jerry just looked really stoned. lol

I love it when a mod gets tipsy :D (sorry you are having a bad day @syz)

@Symbeline Hey, no cheating. ;)

I got to meet the R&B group Boyz II Men.

Lordy, I think I told you everything. Might have to make something up…

Hmm… I’ve got many crushes here on Fluther.
I’m not jail bait in my own country.
I don’t like wearing any make up apart from eye liner.
Both my thumbs are double jointed and… well, what else do you wanna know?

I love junky TV.

I have five cats.

@jailbait Crushes? Hahahaha spill!

I once took acid and shot the rapids in a metal lake canoe at midnight on a moonless night with friends. haha
I was 19, and boy, did we have big balls and breasts! Whew…my wild youth! :-)

@Coloma You probably had more fun that night than I did my entire teen years.

@erichw1504@erichw1504
Yes, it WAS fun, but, stupid too, although we only capsized once in about 20 miles of river. haha

All my stuff is pretty much out there but here goes…
– I had both oral and anal sex before vaginal so that I could say that I was still a virgin. I love loopholes, fabricated or not!
– I wouldn’t have any problem killing someone who I thought deserved it.
– I have a hard time with things like crossing the street and peeling fruit because my parents wouldn’t let me do those things when I was younger. Very embarrassing, but I’m getting better
– I can’t seem to be friends with a pretty girl without wanting to do her…
– I still have marks on my hands from getting rips when I was a gymnast.

Also, my boyfriend’s here now. Go say hi!

@Facade “I can’t seem to be friends with a pretty girl without wanting to do her…”

Hawt.

@Facade Those rips look damn painful. Glad your man has decided to join us! Also, I agree with @bob_. :p

@bob_ And sticky
@augustlan Very damn painful. Our coaches used to slap us on the hand when we got our first one.

@Facade You weren’t allowed to peel fruit as a kid??

Nope. No knives…

@Facade Holy crap. You and your boyfriend are a very attractive couple. You look lovely together!

@Facade ; OK, I went and said “hi”, and you guys win the cute-itude award in the couples category…

@Facade

Lovely pic! Wow..those little Facades will have perfect teeth, no orthodontia for those stunning smiles! Do you guys snack on Milk Bones? :-D

Ah, @Coloma , there’s a good chance that those genes for a perfect dental arch may never have a chance to manifest. Look at my username and imagine my distress about that… ;-)

I would love to get a tobacco pipe and some sweet smelling tobacco. I love the smell and I would love to smoke it.

@Facade I was picturing your parents prohibiting you from peeling bananas..haha

@KatetheGreat @JilltheTooth @Coloma Aw, thanks guys =) I’ve been trying to get him on here for a while. And @JilltheTooth is right, no kiddies for us!
@FutureMemory lol, now that would be crazy

@JilltheTooth

Oh, oops. hahaha

@KatetheGreat Well, one of them’s definitley taken… @Jude ;)
There’s more… but I’m not gonna tell.

@jailbait Well darn! Hahahaha.

I can recite 200 digits of pi! And solve a Rubik’s cube in two minutes! And I have a thing for big noses.

I have never killed anyone. I ride a bicycle and I have a thing for shoes.

A thing for shoes? What sort of thing?

Even as an intelligent jock, one of my favourite relaxing activities is cooking.

I also love taking my guitar and playing for hours on end.

@Schroedes13 Grrrr….I challenge ya to an arm-wrestle! ;)

ok!

@Schroedes13 Never lost an arm-wrestle in all my 34 years. lol

I’ve lost many. I just like trying!

@Schroedes13 Of course when I said that, I was referring to all my matches against males 12 years-old and under.

lol it’s all about relativity!

@Schroedes13 But when we arm-wrestle, promise you won’t kick me in the shins or stomp on my feet under the table!

no. I promise!

@Schroedes13 I get a lot of that from the 12 and under! Lol.