Congratulations to one of the sweetest of the sweet! It’s always so nice to see a post from you, especially when there have been a pile of harsh and snarky ones preceding yours. Your posts are a breath of fresh air.
Now @tedibear COME ON DOWN! We have Gene Rayburn, Pat Sajak and Bob Barker waiting to escort you into the mansion.
So please step into the foyer and we will take your coat and replace it with a light, wispy, flowing gown. You won’t have to do any laundry while you’re here (unless you want to) or you have the option of having a team of young handsome men do your laundry for you while you supervise them (and you can take supervise to mean anything you like, dear).
We have a special room set up just for you that has special beds (and private bathrooms) just for cats.
And for your tasting pleasure, we have your in-room kitchenette stocked with hard candies, pastries and sliced beef that are completely devoid of sugar, fat or calories, but our fancy chefs have devised a new technology that makes our mansion’s delectables taste like the best Jolly Ranchers, and French Pastries and Barbecued Tri Tip sammiches you’ve ever tasted! But when you eat them, they have a marvelous slimming effect (maybe one day the chef’s will explain their technology, so we can take it home with us).
The mansion and it’s grounds (including the pool area and gourmet kitchen etc.) have lots and lots of staff and employees that are here for your pleasure, but not a one of them will be screaming at you or at each other. We have a no screaming at other employees policy here. The policy is tranquility and service. Now, what’s your pleasure?