It wasn’t extemporaneous; I thought about it first and in fact considered it from every angle.
A coworker of mine was in a very tight spot financially and I wanted to help her out without anyone’s knowledge so she would not be embarrassed. It was about two weeks before Christmas, so I bought a single Christmas card. I addressed it to her by hand, writing upside down—a trick l I taught myself in college to disguise my handwriting—and taking care to spell her city name wrong so I wouldn’t be suspected. I put the cash inside and signed it “A Friend.”
A few days later, my manager came to see me, all excited, and said, “Somebody sent some money to R., and I think it was somebody here. Do you know who it was?” She then proceeded to run down the likely names, never once mentioning mine, and concluded that it must have been L. I didn’t agree or disagree, but L. was about the least likely person I could think of, maybe just because I didn’t like her myself and I felt vexed that she was about to be credited with my deed. It also bothered me that apparently my manager didn’t even consider me a possibility. —This is an unbecoming revelation, I realize, but it’s the truth. (I still wonder if my manager was trying to catch me with that, since she knew how I felt about L.) Still, I did my best to give nothing away.
At the next staff meeting, R. spoke up and said, “Someone sent me a cash gift, and if that person is sitting at this table, I just want you to know how much I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.”
This was in about 1995, and I haven’t told anyone until now. I guess I am still a little bit ashamed that my manager’s comments bothered me, because they made me look at the secret pride I had taken in the act. If it had been truly and genuinely altruistic, I wouldn’t have minded that she thought L. did it. So I have mixed feelings about this—not sorry that I did it, but sorry that my feelings weren’t as pure as I meant them to be.
A further realization after the fact was that my discretion was not just out of consideration for R.‘s feelings. I also did not want to have to endure her gratitude.
What I treasure about this is the somewhat painful lesson it taught me.