Can you replace a word in a famous quote with "jelly"?
Take a famous quote from anywhere, the movies, a celebrity, politicians, way back in history, etc, and replace one of the words with a variation of jelly.
i.e. jelly, jellies, jellier, jelling.
As long as it resembles the word jelly.
Be creative and have fun!
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“My momma always said, ‘life is like a box of jellies.’”
It’s not what your jelly can do for you, but what you can do for your jelly?
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly.”
You have jelly in your head, you have jelly in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
“There’s a jelly born every minute.” P.T. Barnum ;)
I love the smell of Jelly in the morning….smells like Victory!
”♫ How much is that Jelly in the window? ♫”
Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really Jelly. You’re really Jelly.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m Jelly?
Henry Hill: It’s Jelly, you know. It’s a good story, it’s Jelly, you’re a Jelly guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just Jelly, it’s… Jelly, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Jelly how? What’s Jelly about it?
“Is that a Jelly in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
I definitely just wrote this on the wrong question.
If you can’t stand the jelly, get out of the tidepool.
“A Jelly generally says and believes what he wishes.”
Thomas Jefferson
Speak softly and carry a large jelly.
“A jelly thinks himself to be wise, but a wise jelly knows himself to be a fool.”
William Shakespeare
“A jelly is worth a thousand words.”
“If you can’t stand the jellies, get out of the kitchen.”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a jelly.”
“Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your Jelly lies”.
Mother Teresa
“May the jelly be with you.”
One small step for jelly, one giant leap for jelly-kind.
“The Jellies of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.”
Nikola Tesla
“How do I love thee? Let me count the jellies” (in my underwear).
In the name of the Jelly, of the jelly and holy jelly, amen.
I did not have sex with that jelly.
“Ich bin ein Jelly”
“I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.”
Jeff Koons
I’m your Vitameatavegimen jelly…
Brevity is the soul of jelly.
Friends, Romans, Jellies, lend me your tentacles.
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly… oh wait…
“Four score and seven jellies ago…”
“Say hello to my little jelly”
“Jelly, Jelly, who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold onto.. Jelly, I’ve got your number. I need to make you mine. Jelly, don’t change your number, 8–6-7–5-3–0-9…”
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel Jelly.
Abraham Lincoln
“You’re gonna need a bigger jelly.”
“If you build it, jellies will come.”
“One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that Jellies will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change Jellie’s minds.”
Frank Zappa
“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the jellies”
The Beatles
“Say hello to my little jelly!”
Be the jelly you want to see in the world.
Life should be like a jelly…
intelligent, smooth, able to kick someones ass, and funny.
Your mother was a jelly, and your father smelt of elderberries!
@erichw1504 You win for most contributions to a questions.
hell hath no fury like a jelly scorned
I have a beer jelly.
Christy Turlington
The more jellies change, the more they remain the same.
A jelly of beauty is a joy forever: its jelliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness.
Keats
When a jelly is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and jelly.
“Is that jelly in your pocket or are you just not pleased to see me?”
Jelly in the mornin’, Jelly in the evenin’ Jelly at suppertime!
“You win for most jellies to a questions.”
The Intern
Fat people are jelly.
Speak softly and carry a big jelly; you will go far.
Confucius say, “Jelly who run behind car get exhausted. Jelly who run in front of car get tired.”
You want the jelly???? You can’t handle the jelly.
There are jellies that ask questions and jellies that answer
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little jelly too!”
“A jelly. Shaken, not stirred.”
These aren’t the jellies you’re looking for.
And God said, let there be jellies. And there were jellies. And it was good.
It’s ten o’clock do you know where your jelly is?
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid jellies.”
20,000 Jellies Under the Sea
The jellies justify the means.
We’re not jellies, we’re not jellies….Wayne’s World.
A jelly by another other name would smell as sweet.
“The jelly is out there.”
God does not play dice with the jellies.
This question is so silly, I love it.
A Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly. +++++ Sorry Gertude Stein
Keep away from jellies who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
“Perpetually awaiting a rebirth of jellies”
“I saw the best jellies of my fluther destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the stormy seas at dawn looking for an angry fix…”
“Second Jelly to the right, straight on ‘till morning!”
Step away from the jellies and no one will be hurt.
If it looks like a Jelly, swims like a Jelly, and quacks like a Jelly, then it probably is a Jelly.
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies, now put your hands up
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Oh, wait, that’s a direct quote…
How do I love thee? Let me count the jellies!
How do you know she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a jelly! I got better…
I like big jellies and I cannot lie
You jelly brothers can’t deny
When a jell walks in with a jellybelly waist
And a round jelly in your face
You get sprung!
“I’m on top of the jelly!”
You have the voice of a jelly. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
I sound my barbaric JELLY over the rooftops of the world!
“You want the jelly? You can’t handle the jelly!”
Jelly bells! Jelly bells! Jelly all the way!
I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a jelly.
“PC Load Letter? What the jelly does that mean?!”
“This one time, at jelly camp…”
Don’t forget the jelly” – The Godfather
“To be or not to be, that is the jelly.”
“Yippee-ki-yay, motherjelly!”
“Houston, we have a jelly.”
“Get your stinking tentacles off me, you damned dirty jelly.”
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little jelly, too
Four and twenty jellies baked in a pie.
Four score and seven jellies ago.
“Out! Out, damned jelly!”
A jelly in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Oh Jelly, Jelly, wherefore art thou Jelly!
Alas, poor Jelly! I knew him, Fluther.
“Keep your friends close, but your jellies closer.”
The proof is in the Jelly.
Will you “friend” me on Jellybook? Sorry Mark Zuckerberg
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled jellies yearning to breathe free.
“Kick his jelly, Sea Bass!”
I never met a jelly I didn’t like.
“How sharper than a jelly’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!”
“Come not between a jelly and his wrath!”
“Ay, every inch a jelly!”
King Lear
“War is like jelly, it always finds a way.”
BERTOLT BRECHT, Mother Courage and Her Children
“Soylent green is jellies!”
Careful, man! There’s a jelly here! – the dude
Seal of Good-jelly-keeping
Is that a Jelly in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait, it IS a Jelly!
I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his jelly in his hands, alright?
“You want the Jelly? You can’t handle the Jelly!
Don’t ask what your jelly can do for you. Ask what you can do for your jelly!
A determined jelly will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
Robert Hughes – art critic and author
I like jellies because there’s something so attractive about a committed person—they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They’re motivated.
Russel Crowe – actor
As a jelly you must celebrate life, you must celebrate success and paradoxically, you must celebrate heroic failures
Lieutenant General D.M. Mueller
The true jelly and his wife thrust doggedly onwards: starting again, failing again, implacably thrusting towards success. For success, even if it is only the success of knowing that one has tried to the utmost and never surrendered, is the target of every jelly,
Michael Page & Robert Inapen – authors
Talk jelly, and carry a big stick.
Your husband’s all right, Mrs. Brody. He’s fishing. He’s just caught a couple of Jellies. We’ll bring ‘em in for dinner. We won’t be long, we haven’t seen any sharks yet. Over and out.
“Well, it’s not the Fluther in your jellies that count, it’s the jellies in your Fluther.”
(Mae West, I’m No Angel (1933))
Jelly! – __Citizen Kane__
Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey’s jelly, hm? And you are beautiful.
Well, you look nervous. Is it the jellies? You want to know how I got ‘em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the jellies. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
The Fresh Prince of Jell-Air
I came, I saw, I jellied.
I only regret that I have but one jelly to lose for my country
What doesn’t kill you can only make you Fluther.
Sorry, I broke the rules.
Et tu, Jelly? and you, Jelly?
Carpe Jelly! seize the Jelly!
(all in Latin)
A jelly! A jelly! My kingdom for a jelly!
Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my jellies under my armpits and then I smell them like this!
1000 jellies in a room with a typewriter and eventually one of them will write about jellies
“Do you understand the jelly that is coming out of my mouth?!”
Imagine it said in Chris Tucker’s voice.
You come to me on the day of my Jelly’s wedding…
A small step for Jellies, a giant leap for Jellykind..
Let my jellies gooooooooo!!!
One if by land, and two if by jelly.
Stop in the name of jelly!
before you jelly my heart.
My name is Jelly. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Once upon a time there was a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jelly!
“The Good, The Bad And The Jelly.”
Jelly Lee Lewis.
Jellyizer, jelly, jellyizer, you’re a jellyizer! Oh jellyizer, oh you’re a jellyizer baby!
Womanizer by Britney Spears.
“Imagine there’s no heaven, it’s easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only jelly.”
We all live in a yellow jellery…
We are the jellies who say ni!
jelly jelly jelly I’ve got love in my belly
Government has no other end, but the preservation of jelly.
John Locke
“It’s Jelly, Jelly, Gotta get down on Jelly!” Friday by Rebecca Black Jellified
Jelly came, Jelly saw, Jelly conquered.
Been there, done that, got the jelly.
For all the jelly in the world.
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a jelly. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am!”
Is that from Hobo with a Shotgun?
When there is no more room on earth, the jellies shall walk the sea.
I’m SO tired of these mother beeping Jellies on this mother beeping plane!
Let’s put a smile on that jelly.
We hold these pancakes to be [REDACTED], that all jellies are created equal, that they are endowed by King Neptune with certain unalienable Activities For You, that among these are Lurve, Limericks, and the Pursuit of Followers.
All jellies are equal, but some jellies are more equal than others.
Can’t handle the jelly? Then get out of the kitchen!
“Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your jellies.”
Dalai Lama
your’e a better man than I Gunga Jelly
If I had a million jellies, I would buy you a house…
Jelllllliiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeees, come out to play-ay. ;)
The Wariors. :D
You’ve forgotten Hi ho Silver (jelly). . .away? Wow, I thought the Lone Ranger would never be forgotten in my lifetime.
How about “The Jelly knows. . . .” (the Shadow?)
or Jack Armstrong, the all- American jelly? (boy?)
“Jellies are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your Jelly.” -Abraham Lincoln.
Jell-eelll-Jell-eh-eh-eelly, bay-ay-beee! (Jelly baby!)
Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly!
“A wise Jelly kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before they are left.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“I always felt insecure and in the way, but most of all I felt scared. I guess I wanted Jelly more than anything else in the world.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out jelly, and to let it come in.”
I came, I saw, I jellied.
‘Never in the history of jellykind have so many owed so much to so few.
A genuine jelly is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus.
You were out like a jelly
“Jelly Jean is not my lover…” -Michael Jackson. :)
Mr Gorbachov, bring down this Jelly!
If you jelly her, set her free.
“It’s time to chew jelly and kick ass n im all out of jelly”
For the love of jelly and all that is holy.
“Each Jelly under my comand ows me 100 Nazi Scalps. And I want my Scalps.” – Inglorious Jellies.
Just when I think I’m out, they pull me right back jelly
You want the jelly? You cant handle the jelly.
I’m out of jelly? You’re out of jelly, this entire courtroom is out of jelly.
Scent of a woman.Sorry Al Pacino!
I kissed a Jelly, and I liked it. :)
Jelly, jelly, jelly, oOoOh. My jelly, jelly, jelly.
“Jellies cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
Oh jelly you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind! Oh jelly!
I love this thread so much.
“This above all: To your own Jelly be true.” -Shakespeare.
“I’m very definitely a Jelly, and I enjoy it.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“I had a jelly…” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Can you smell-ell-ell-ell-ell what the Jelly is cookin’!?” Dwayne The Jelly Johnson.
“I have jelly blood” – Charlie Sheen.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and jelly. – Winston Churchill
Oops already jellied….
“Duh, jellying.” -Charlie Sheen
“I never met a jelly I didn’t like.”
“Teacher says, every time a bell rings a jelly gets his wings.” – Zuzu Bailey
Ain’t no thing, but a jelly wing.
“You can fool some of the jellies all of the time, and all of the jellies some of the time, but you can not fool all of the jellies all of the time.”
“You want the jellies? You can’t handle the jellies!”
“You want me talk?”
“Oh no Mr Jelly, I want you to die!”
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