Heavens to Murgatroid! You made it into the 20 K Mansion! So step on in, but be cool man because we have a big ol’ doobie waitin’ for you, just in case you are feeling a bout of cancer or glaucoma coming on, and if you do, you should have the right to smoke that doob!
For the entertainment portion of your party we have gone all over the country to scout out, in an American Idol fashion (only a much cooler Fluther version that actually gets great singers) to belt out their best versions of “Old Man River” and “Sixteen Tons.” Just wait until you hear @KatetheGreat sing both songs at the same time, in opera style! I’ve never heard anything like it in my life!
Now step up on over to the bar area. We’ve concocted an amazing Testosterone Tangerine Cocktail, just in your honor. It makes you feel 30 years younger without the downside of acting 30 years younger. With age comes wisdom. No need to give up your awesome and well earned wisdom. But feeling good is priceless!
And forget about mushroom clouds and mushroom crowds, we got @incendiary_dan to prepare you the most awesome wild mushroom risotto on earth!
And for your political enjoyment and nourishment, if you will, we’ve equipped your room with wall to wall 3D TV flat screens on each wall that broadcast CNN, CSPAN, Fox News and MSNBC (which switch on and off randomly every time Rush Limbaugh or Rachel Maddow make a comment). Up in the corner is a radio tuner which has Bill Press trying to make sense of it all, whilst Michael Savage rants to the beat of (sorry I can’t even think of a comment to put here, so help me out, you are the political science geek).
Oh, and to answer your question, In the eyes of believers, can God ever do anything wrong? No. Auggie is always right! ; – )
Now head up on to your room, before heading down to your “political party” (bah da bump bump) but try to mind the smell, because Yes, love does mean not having to worry about farting. And we all love you, so I guess you can put two and two together and figure out what that means. Ffffffffffffffffmmmmmpphhhh!
Congratulations!