[NSFW] How are God and Sex related? - fun question (details inside)

“OH LOGIC! OH LOGIC!”

God is just a word used to express anything from anger to happiness. I say “Oh my god!” just like I say “what the fuck?!”. It’s a pervasive expression.

I’m an atheist, and personally like to say “ahhh bisto” or “it’s over 9000!” as I orgazm, then I go on fluther and cry about it, but that is nothing to do with my lack of belief.

If this question were in the general section, you could get much better answers. The idea of a god and sex have gone hand in hand for milenia. Some have even speculated that “the holy grail” could actually be the vagina.

God and sex are related by the original mystery of where does life come from. It is at the very core of why there is religion at all.

EDIT:

Many tribal religions use carvings of the penis, breasts, or vagina as religious icons, and if you have not noticed, nearly all religions have a lot to say about sex, ranging from who you should do it with, to how and why.

I pray at the temple of the goddess fuckyeah myself.

@poisonedantidote Oh, I agree. Sex and religion are very intertwined. I wasn’t looking for a serious discussion about that plus, I like off-topic posts to be allowed in my threads hence, the Social classification.

I was just laughing at thinking of the difference between “I’ll make you see God, baby!” and “Honey, Imma make you believe in Evolution!”

I just say “oh, fuck, I’m c*min’”.

^What she said.

Atheist pickup lines:

“Hey baby… wanna chew over my fallacy?”

“Scream oh god all you want, I wont stop until you meet the burden of proof”

… they suck I know.

@poisonedantidote excellent! You made me spit water on my laptop.

Uh Oh.

Oops!... sorry..

It is to do with the second coming.

Music is my religion and I blow my kazoo! ;)

“Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and all Twelve Disciples!” It’s my holiest of moments.

I just shout Russian obscenities. That’s about it!

People can think of actual words at a time like that?

@KatetheGreat What are some Russian obscenities?

The same exact things you’d shout in English, basically.

Please Kate, do to tell more…

PM me, if you want them. These kind of things are sort of embarrassing to expose everywhere!

Oh Kate. Since when are you afraid of exposure?

Hahaha, I know what you mean, but errrr…it’s just weird for me.

I’m not shy. HEY @KatetheGreat HOW DO YOU SAY, “POUND ME, YOU BIG THICK, RUSSIAN STUD!” IN RUSSIAN?

I will not condone this behavior, woman!

nobody asked you to condone. Only translate.

@Blueroses might condone it… she’s my boo.

@redfeather Would you replace “Russian stud” in your phrase with @mazingerz88?

@mazingerz88 you can’t handle this, papi ;)

Oh Alan! (Rickman)

@redfeather Maybe this is close? ”ФУНТ ME, вам большие толстые, РОССИЯ жиголо!” LOL

“Oh Blue Baby! F*** yeah! Mmph. Mmph!! Oh, my Blue Baby!”

Oh shit, did I just say that out loud?

@Hypocrisy_Central That was a little off, but you’re close.

@Hypocrisy_Central that made me LOL.

Have you considered that maybe I’m screaming to the God of Logic and Science??? Hmmm??

“Final stage initiated. Preparing release of reproductive biomatter. Allocated volume: 25 litres. Processing… 25%....50%...75%...Release of reproductive biomatter completed successfully. Reassigning system resources to standard operation. Preparatory reproductive cycle complete.”

is what I say.

No relationship. It is simply a convention, sort of like saying “Oh shit” when something bad happens. God means good, shit means bad. A way of simplifying the situation.

@josie, then they should be screaming, Oh GOOOOOOOOOOOD. I see where that would be awkward. Then there will be complaints about wanting to hear, OH Excellenteeeeeeeeee!
How funny would it be if someone screamed, ITs OKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Or Faaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Would so suck to actually get grades during, BBBBBBBBBB, CCCCCCCCCCC, BBBBBBBBBBB+, DDDDDDDDDD, FFFFFFFFFFF.
I wonder if teachers scream grades. LOL
Or frosted flake eaters yell, Its Greeeeaaaaaaaattttt!

@Pandora My point exactly

Sex gods are ancient history.

Early Greeks were heavily into phallic worship as were the early Hindus.
Phallic worship in ancient Greece centered around Priapus (the son of Aphrodite) and the Orphic and Dionysiac cults. In India the god Shiva was worshipped much more commonly in the form of the Lingam, or the phallus.

@ragingloli Wonderful scenario. 25 liters??

on average