Would, or should you have sex with your landlord?
Hypothetically…...You’re single and your landlord or lady wants some NSA fun (you also want it). Would you do it? Should you do it?
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Probably the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
1— Will I get free rent?
2— Will I get a nasty disease?
3— Will I be able to walk away?
When I was in Italy, my landlady was in her 50s. I’d have tapped that.
Not a good idea. I think that would be worse than sleeping with a coworker.
Are you crazy!?!? She has the key to your apartment!
Find a warm wet spot someplace else!
@worriedguy is right on the mark! Key, access, and sex do not mix.
No. Not under any circumstance is this a good idea.
Quite frankly, I’d question her inteligence if she wanted to tap a tenant.
Never! That’s right up there with screwing your boss. Baaad idea, baaad!
My landlady is in her early eighties. No thank you…
And overall it is just a plain bad idea, even if she/he looks like Brooklyn Decker or George Clooney.
Dude.. have you seen a landlord?
Nope, but I’ll definitely watch re-enactments of this on the internet.
No.
Btw, my dad’s a landlord.
@MilkyWay Might as well keep it in the family.
@MilkyWay I was thinking why not do the landlord until I saw your answer. Instant wiltage.
Hey, when I was single as long as it had a gash I was in there like a ferret up a drainpipe XD
No. Way. In. HAY-ELL!
No. And I’m sure he’d answer the same way if the question were put to him about me.
No, no, no, no, no! Never enter a sexual relationship with somebody you have a business contract with. The termination of the sexual will not be pretty.
My landlord is a 60 something year old bald man with a full white beard. He owns 10 corvettes, including vintage ones, and he banged a different hot 19 year old every month before marrying his haggish wife.
In short, no.
My ex landlord would have jumped on it if he could have. He was a weird duck. He was a native of South Africa (he’s black) and he hated American blacks…
@Blueroses Is that why you won’t give me a receipt?
@bob_ No paper trail. Escpecially after you promised threatened to audit me
@Blueroses That’s not what I meant when I said I had to go through your extraordinary items.
and the point goes to @bob_. He shoots, he scores.
I did, it was fun while it lasted….. Then her husband decided to give her another chance & moved back in
:-/
I still got my special supper brought to my room on Thursday evenings :-)
Hmm. What could possibly go wrong.
1. Landlord has all your private financial information and social security number and your signature that they can copy.
2. They have a master key to your apartment
3. They have access to your neighbors and can find out about your coming and goings
4. You have to deal with this person when things go wrong.
5. You rely on them to deposit your check on time. They can make you look deliquent in your payments.
This idea is as great as the following.
Go down Niagra Falls in a wooden barrel (after all its wood and would float)
or play russian roulette with a revolver having 5 bullets in it (after all one of the barrels is empty.
Oh, heres another great idea for fun. Jump out of a plane while your only 5 stories above. So long as you have a parachute, everything should be fine.
@Blackberry Look, I have no sound basis for this at all but I have a feeling you already did it buddy…huh? You did right? Right? Hee, hee, heeee….
@Blackberry Fair enough. I mean if she’s anything close to Alia Janine and single, I wouldn’t mind getting stalked by her you know. I’ll put my stuff in a storage room and leave just the bed in my pad! Lol.
I’ve never seen a hot land lord…. just saying. If I were single and getting free rent though, I ‘d do it… she’d have to at least be “decent.”
Landlady here. HELL NO! I would never be able to evict your ass because you would sue me for sexual harassment.
This whole thing made me think I’d the George Throughgoood song “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.”
@Judi
Haha..me too, I’d be a terrible landlord anyway, I’m too nice, ” sure, you can have 7 Rottweilers”..uh, no thanks. lol Good old Thoroughgood tune…
Only if I was moving out imminently.
I’m probably the most despicable person I know and I know I wouldn’t do that… unless I knew moving out was in my near future.
@King_Pariah and @Bellatrix, They will still have your information and unless you are going to lie about where you once lived and have a good back up cover story, than it may be a problem to rent in the future. Sure landlords are only suppose to report to future landlords if you were ever late on rent or owe any back rent but many still ask, would you rent to this person. And many landlords do still answer that question.
However, I guess if they knew you were leaving soon and that there was no chance of a real relationship up front than it could work out.
I’m not going to rent in the future. I will buy! And you presume all will go wrong. Perhaps the person will have a great time with me or @King_Pariah but realise it was a one off thing.
Or they could turn into some sort of vengeful bastard….
Lying and disappearing happen to be something of a speciality of mine. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve pulled this act.
@King_Pariah, Ah, but did they have your social security number and credit card information?
@Pandora paid with cash and they never got my ssn.
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