Can you make up a Fluther greeting?
You know, those funny greetings they have on the top of your avatar and username.
Inspired by this question.
What can you come up with?
I have the following;
Wadup foo.
Greetings. Bring a shotgun, a flashlight, and minde ye head.
Veeeelcum.
You want a piece of us!? We sure want a piece of you…
Enter, if ye dare…
Join uuuuuuusss…
Oly oly oxen free…come out, wherever you are, ya sweet thang yo!
This…is…SPARTA!!
What you got? (that was also a greeting I thought of)
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Don’t touch that dial!
T’is all I got. :l
This isn’t what it looks like.
@Joker94 Love em. Classic and referential. You’re such a nerd, and that’s cool. :)
@bob_ You should have probbaly writ the scripts for the Godfather trilogy. :)
I like long walks on the beaches and strawberries and peaches.
What’s snoo?
As in the old joke: “Eeuw, you’ve got snoo on your nose.”
“What’s snoo?”
“Nothing much. What’s new with you?”
Mind the gap. Get a pap.
When you’re around, everything’s coming up roses.
Would you like fries with that?
What’s your pleasure? You are ours!
There now, that didn’t hurt a bit, did it?
Does this website make me look fat?
Caca happens.
Sorry if I’ve overstepped my boundaries, but I can’t help falling for you. Ouch!
You are the sunshine of my wife.
Needles and pins, Beatles and gin! Make the most of life!
Don’t look a gift horse in the bum, or else you’ll get pooped upon.
Live long and prosper. In other words, have a great time!
@Kardamom Lol I like these. But the fries one is top dog lol. :D
Come on in; the water’s fine!
Dive right in!
I may have to whip you.
Fact from fiction,
Truth from diction
<ducks>
You can drink our milkshake.
Sofltly softly catchy monkey
Jolly good show old bean
On de interwebz no one can hear you scream
Look ma i’m dancin
Have you seen my kitty?
Do you need cream and sugar?
Thanks for dropping in.
What’s in your frizzer?
Give us your Yarn
Greetings! :-/
Good morning, Good afternoon, Good evening, Good night :-/
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Your intellectual and creative distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.
So glad you could make it to one of our candlelight suppers.
Watch your step.
I don’t think that’s fair.
Oh, you really mean it?
Those pants make your butt look great.
We’ve got the check this time.
- I have been trying to call you, you should probably get your self tested.
- Porn AND fluther? get it together…
- Stop clicking the refresh button, these messages are not that interesting.
“Hey, _______!
“You taste salty.”
“Troll away!”
“Watch you’re gremmer.”
”[Redacted]”
Wow! I can tell you really like garlic!
You just answered the question “How can I pitch a tent?”
Is it okay if we just spoon for a while?
Milo is watching.
Have you had your pancake today?
We give good tentacle.
Dream interpretation questions are lame.
-Back so soon?!
-We…drink…your…FROSTY!
-Is that a new shirt?
-Would you like a back rub?
-We’ve been expecting you…
-Photo up time!
-Say cheese!
You give good mouse.
We like the way you tickle your keyboard.
Does he like you? How the fuck should we know?!?!
You should be in the movies.
Your looking pretty fine.
Blue brings me down but you on the other hand ;)
You make the rain go away.
Do you come here often?
If I had only one cookie, I’d split it with you!
Welcome home.
I’m sorry [insert name], I’m afraid I can’t do that.
EX: I’m sorry Symbeline, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
This sentence is false.
The pancake is a lie.
Why? Why not?
Q: What time is it? A: Irrelevant.
We left the lights on for you.
You light up our world.
Come toward the light.
No! Run away from the light!
Look behind you!
Zombies! Run!
Join us.
Here, have a cookie.
Remember to stretch.
Grumpyfish loves you.
You really ought to run a brush through that hair of yours, don’t you think?
Nice underwear. Could you put on some pants or something.
Haven’t had your coffee yet have you?
Yikes! You just wake up or something? You really look like shit.
Have you though of going to bed? It’s 4 in the morning.
You don’t get out much do you?
Your car registration has expired, you know. You might want to take care of that.
Go to bed!
Warning: grammar nazi’s recently spotted in this area.
You look great in that fluther.
@bob_ I did that on purpose.
Look busy, here comes the boss!
Are your socks matched?
How was last nights nekked pancake party?
A jelly a day keeps the doctor away.
Back again? Did you finish your homework/clean your room/mow the lawn? You wouldn’t lie to us, would you?
Make sure you bring your boots… it can get deep in here.
Shit’s about to get real.
If you can’t handle the cold, get out of the frizzer.
You’re skin is irridescent.
Demotivational Fluther Greetings
They’re starting to suspect you
Rockefeller just called, he wants us to deactivate your account
Come on! Hurry up!
Big Fluther is watching you
Oh… its you…
Welcome to the thunderdome, bitch
We won’t do your homework.
How was your date? Did you get some?
Right now the CIA [redacted]
Do not get stepped on by hairless beach apes
The water is calm here, to bad it is a toilet
When God was handing out brains, you thought He said trains, and left to buy a ticket
If you can read this, your hangover is finished.
Don’t confuse this with reality.
Have you stepped in something?
Sorry, we’re busy.
I love the light in your eyes.
Welcome to Fluther. Let the bullying begin.
We store our ______ in the frizzer.
No, we will not help you with tumblr.
We make fun of your user name
All the other Jellies? They are imaginary, you are alone here…
Lol nice guys. Some of those should really be greetings. :D
Seriously? We’ll call the doctor for you.
Oh I got one; As you are, as we were, as we are, as you’ll be.
True or False? You are the jelly below me.
False or true? You’re the jell-o in my bowl.
Warning: bullies will be thoroughly bullied.
We were about to click the upper right X…but then you showed up!
-We knitted you a scarf!
-:* (kissy face)
-We would love to have your autograph
-We’re your biggest fan
-Im naming my goldfish after you!
@Blueroses Thank you, thank you, hold your applause.
Life is like a box of jellies.
We’re waiting for you under the orange tree
Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly.
That last one sounds familiar…:p
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a jelly.
A man who dies for his jelly lives forever. Wait this isn’t the quote thread…
We have video of that. it’ll be on the 10 o’clock news
Who dressed you this morning?
Why aye man, how ya deein bonnie lass?
Get in my Jelly!!!!
What the Jell?!?
I called a Jelly on the telly, to tell him he was smelly.
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Arrrrrrrg! My answer isn’t in a monospaced font (every letter same width). To convert this mess into a recognizable friend, copy it and paste it somewhere so that it is in monospaced font (such as Microsoft Notepad, even spaces need to be monospaced), and replace the S with a space.
You guys are so creative.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Your writing excites me!
Some people pay for that hair color and eye color.
A better version of my previous post
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The S is still a spacefiller, because fluther still does not recognize multiple spaces.
Doesn’t   work? I think I’ve just answered my own question
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@flutherother   does’t work. I tried it above, edited it to explain that it didn’t work, but had to leave to go somewhere and the edit period expired.
Your looking pretty fly, for a white guy
@Bellatrix It is a code that creates a space in HTML.
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My top three attempts. The 1st one is the original, the 2nd one with a longer tenticle, and the 3rd is the closest I can get to the Fluther logo. Which one do you like better?
@flutherother Can you please explain how to use  ?
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