What's a snack you like, but that probably shouldn't even exist?

Deep fried Twinkees.

I couldn’t believe those were actually real the first time I heard of them.

I’m not sure if this counts, but I eat cold cans of veggies all the time. I’ll just open a can of corn or carrots or beans and grab a spoon.

last nights leftover pizza is the breakfast of champions this morning, even if it didn’t make it to the fridge

Oh no @RealEyesRealizeRealLies, you can’t eat pizza that has been left out overnight. You’ll get… I don’t know what you’ll get, but it will be some horrible disease!

deep fried twinkees and peanut m&m’s can cure anything. i’m not scurrred

@ANef_is_Enuf Ah hell yeah, I’m a fan of wolfing down cold asparagi straight from the can. :)

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Tru dat. Many cold, hardened slices of pizza I’ve had in my life, and I regret nothing. It’s actually really filling in the morning.

Chocolate covered crickets.

@WestRiverrat Are those that easy to obtain?

@Symbeline You can get a variety of chocolate covered insects from Amazon.com

I have a recipe for a chocolate cake made with Milky Way Bars, from decades ago. I keep it as a curiosity. My feelings now are… just eat the candy bar and save your energy.

@Symbeline Yup… it’s even better if there’s half a beer laying around somewhere.

Cricket covered chocolate?

How boring: cheese and crackers. If I’m too lazy to get crackers, then just cheese. Or cottage cheese with fruit. Or an avocado sandwich. Those are the tried but true emergency sustanance instruments.

Moonshine.

My favorite? Cookie dough. But I know it’s got raw eggs.

Deep fried oreos. So good that you can feel your arteries clogging.

I know it’s a food that should exist, so it doesn’t really satisfy the OP, but I’m tellin’ ya, I cannot barbecue without eating the raw meat while I’m cooking. The ground beef and all everything bloody and cold is the best ever. I’ll put a little horsy sauce on it sometimes but not necessary at all. And cooking it is just a couple of quick turns… it’s got to be dripping blood for me to eat it.

Death_by_Chocolate is another one that comes to mind.

@filmfann Calvin and Hobbes.

Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes. I can eat a whole box in one sitting when I’m craving sweets. I am SO going to hell…....

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Raw meat is the best, I’m right there with you.

@WillWorkForChocolate Last one there’s a rotten egg. :D

@King_Pariah I know man… I only cook it to make other people feel more comfortable.

Around 7 months ago a mod here (Dog) wanted a Hackintosh. She sent the parts to me and I put it together and installed OS X on it. In return I wanted a painting of my dead cat. She tossed in other stuff she knew about me. This is the result. My unhealthy addiction is in that picture.

Kitten on a stick and plutonium puppy burgers!

@johnpowell oh my god, that painting is amazing.

Can I submit it to reddit?

I’m having a heart attack on a plate, as we speak! :D:D:D

Chocolate covered graham crackers.

Diabetes never looked so good. :)

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard :: Dog said it was OK if you want to put it on Reddit.

I enjoy a mix of pretzels and M&M’s every once in a while. Also, a certain jelly on here introduced me to the wonderful, sensory wonderland you can enter once you eat Godiva caramel-filled chocolate squares with Nacho Cheese Doritos.

@AshLeigh If I could give you several great answers, I would.

Saltines and butter. Simple. Easy. Addicting. I make it a rare treat.

@cletrans2col,
How kind. :)

Two year old Peeps.

Healthy? Nah! Tasty treat? You betcha!!

@johnpowell – By “unhealthy addiction” do you mean the cheese & crackers, or the OE? Funny, a friend of mine was just talking about drinking OE for the first time in about 10 years, and he blacked out and remembers nothing from the evening :) Luckily, he was just at home with his wife.

Pork rinds…you know those deep fried peices of pork fat. tsk tsk tsk!