What's the weirdest meal you've ever made from the contents of a sadly depleted larder? From your almost empty pantry, freezer/fridge?

I didn’t make it to the grocery store today and the cupboards are pitifully bare. I could make a pea and Parmesian cheese taco, I have the ingredients, for that, but I won’t, of course, because it would be totally disgusting. It think maybe there’s a hot pocket in the freezer somewhere, I hope.