I have gone crazy! What are my symptoms?

Schroeder Syndrome! You just became awesome in almost every way! You’re charismatic, funny, smart, kind, and lovable. It’s a real syndrome. Just saying!

Stockholm Syndrome… makes you identify with kidnappers… now make us all sandwiches.

Incompes of the mentes, the inability to logically know what is logically wrong with you. :-)

@talljasperman I said make it up!!

Poofy Poultry Syndrome: A tendency to focus on what you want, rather than what others ask of you.

Blueberry Syndrome: It’s a syndrome where you shit bluberries and your skin turns a slight indigo color. Then your skin smells like blueberries. Your kids hair and body will always smell like bluberries as well.

@FluffyChicken Sorry I had Don’treadusthedetailsitis.

Featheritis where everyone looks like a chicken and talks with a clucking sound. It is associated with the disease phocksophobia.

Diorsome Disease. You have an intense longing for luxury items that is characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Numerous magazine subscriptions
2. Debt
3. Theft
4. A bulging closet

Flutheritis: Any time you’re away from Fluther for more than five minutes, your body locks up in a panic attack.

@WillWorkForChocolate I may actually be in the beginning stages of that one…