I need comfortable short shorts?

What is your objection to trying on clothes in a store You have asked several versions of this question already (and remember that we are waiting to hear from you re: sun exposure issue here.)...

Underwear, black dress, jeans, bathing suit, unisex clothing. Hie thee to the mall, for heaven’s sake. And if you want to ask a question about gender or sexuality, this is a user-friendly forum.

Do you already possess other clothes?
Like jeans, shirts, socks, jackets?
If so, in those same shops where you bought those, you can, if I am not mistaken, buy short shorts.
Aren’t shorts short to begin with…, are there long shorts too?

What is up with this?
Go to the store.

Just about anything will feel comfy at most clothing stores. Try to avoid the camel toe fit though.

I’m sorry for being a bit lazy to reply.
@gailcalled No multiple opinions in stores.
@rebbel Of course! I think short shorts are just below the bootie!? and long shorts are like bermudas. I’m asking for advice mostly,
@woodcutter Camel toe fit?

@Samant Aha, I see. So short longs are below the knee and long longs are below the ankles? ;-)
Camel toe

@rebbel Haha

I like wearing mens cargo shorts, they are so comfortable. I was so sick of womens shorts either being so so short or if I wanted them longer they had to be capri length so I went with mens cargo shorts and they are just the perfect length.

+ 100 on the cargo shorts. Shorts without cargo pockets just seem silly now.

@woodcutter Oh yes I love the pockets they offer and so many of them for a pair of short. Why don’t women’s shorts come like this? LOL

You guys..I think he wants to dress like a girl. I’m a girl, and I prefer cargo shorts any day, but I don’t think that’s what he’s after.

I find women to look attractive who wear cargo shorts. I mean Women ride bicycles that don’t have the low top bar and it’s not odd looking. They are smart pants, smartie pants?

I am a woman and wear them all the time, they are my favorite things. Its now the only shorts I go in the store and buy, I don’t even go in the womens section for a pair of shorts unless I want a pair of capri’s since womens shorts tend to be way way to short on me. I like to cover my lower private areas such as my butt when wearing a clothes and for some reason the designers have deemed we are to have it hang out of our shorts.

I understand that, guys. That’s all I wear too. My point is, the young man wants to dress like a stereo-typical sexy girl, not necessarily a real girl.

Oh, and for the record, sexy clothes for women are rarely comfortable.

@Samant @woodcutter Camel toe fit?
What women who are not in shape would never look good in, if in shape can be rather sexy, but certainly natural.

@creative1 Why don’t women’s shorts come like this? LOL
Because short shorts and booty shorts are way more attractive on females, than cargo shorts.

@Dutchess_III Oh, and for the record, sexy clothes for women are rarely comfortable.
I guess I better tell those women who do, they are off in their thinking, that yoga paints, leggings, are not supposed to be comfortable; and especially those women who wear Daisy Dukes near year round because they say they are so comfortable and non-restricting.