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What is the easiest way to please you?

Asked by Your_Majesty (8238points) July 26th, 2011

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ucme's avatar

Mutual respect
A good laugh
Some nice pie
Sexy time

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Ask me that same question when you’ve got me nekkid?

jrpowell's avatar

For 95% of the population it is to pretend like I don’t exist. The odds are pretty good that I don’t want to interact with you and if I do want to you will know it.

poisonedantidote's avatar

Discover a previously undiscovered jungle, travel to it, spend six weeks working your way in, find a type of monkey that no one knows about, capture it, bring it back, train it to give foot rubs, and give it to me as a gift. You don’t want to know what the hard way entails.

But seriously, you will need to narrow it down a little. Please me in what sense?

I find it quite pleasing when my boss gives me money, I also like it when girls give me blowjobs, however would not like to see my boss try and give me a blowjob.

Bill_Lumbergh's avatar

I would like to quote an old adage, “The fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!” Great home-cooked meals are the easiest way to please me.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Oh come on that wasn’t that good of an answer! Let me work on a better one.

Cruiser's avatar

Drive faster than me!

marinelife's avatar

Take me out in nature.

Zeena's avatar

The easiest way to please all women is a present from a gentleman…maybe a few nice words with it could please me more:-)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Mutual respect, consideration, and a really nice meal. Plus a really good handjob.

filmfann's avatar

Have a position on a topic, but don’t be afraid to listen, and don’t feel every comment made is serious, or humorous.

wundayatta's avatar

Didn’t someone just ask this? Or a question like it? Answer is still the same: blowjob. And really mean it!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Do what I say. ;)

Seelix's avatar

Do my laundry.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Just do me works too.

Russell_D_SpacePoet's avatar

Having an intelligent conversation.

Bill_Lumbergh's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe – Are you suggesting something, or are you seriously in need of some hot company?

Coloma's avatar

Yep, mutual respect, good sense of humor, intelligent conversation, good food and an emotional IQ that surpasses the average 4 year old. lol

AmWiser's avatar

A shopping spree. Shopping to my hearts content. Oh! and money to do it with.XD

Blondesjon's avatar

By not trying to please me.

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Neizvestnaya's avatar

Take me out for some sort of fun day adventure followed by a romantic dinner and awesome sex. Jewelry is good to wake up to alongside Mimosas and sourdough toast.

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Coloma's avatar

I’m easy to please, I am blessed that I take great pleasure in the simple things.

Recently one of my happy little silly and simple joys is making peanut butter sandwiches for my “pet” Raccoon that drops in every night for dinner.
She stands up and takes them from my hands with her cute little hands and then calmly sits on the landing in my garage and eats them while I talk to her. :-D

Right now, I am enjoying a mellow morning, just watching the bluebirds splashing in the stone birdbath on my hill while my geese wander around in the shade of the Oak trees. It is true, the best things in life are free!

janbb's avatar

Really listen to me.

picante's avatar

Like Coloma, I’m quite easily pleased. I, too, like simple things—love a picnic on a beautiful (not hot) day. Love to look at the sky and share ideas on what the cloud shapes look like. I love surprises when they’re simple and thoughtful—anything grandiose might take an ugly turn. I like dependability and consistency. In my staff, I love the extra effort on a project, or a truly new idea. I am pleased when others are pleased. I am pleased by the affable greetings from my dog each time I encounter him, even when only ten minutes have elapsed. I am pleased to share good food (and good wine) with friends and family. The sound of the sprinkler pleases me. I’m pleased you asked me this question ;-)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Buy me chocolate.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Appeal to my intellect. Ask me to watch Friends with you. Buy me chocolate ice cream.

Scooby's avatar

If you can cook that’s a plus :-/

jonsblond's avatar

Smile when I walk in the room.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Well, lemme put it to you like this

Hibernate's avatar

There’s no way to please me because I always find out how another feels by his / her reactions.
But mainly I feel good when people act like themselves around me and don’t try to hide it or pose different then they really are. Are you a drunk? Then don’t feel embarrassed and drink in peace. You like smoking and you know I don’t? Then go ahead and smoke outside ^^. Do you enjoy reading? Then don’t read when you called me to talk about something. Do you enjoy gaming? Then ask me to play with you. etc etc

Prosb's avatar

Giving me something dark green in color.

Facade's avatar

Compliments. I try hard in life; it’s nice when people notice.

woodcutter's avatar

Being nice to my dog.

Berserker's avatar

Bring beer and zombie movies.

Seelix's avatar

Take me to a patio pub in the gay village and get me drunk. Apparently.

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