What's your porn name?

MrKnowItAll

Leroy St. Albans.

A-hahahahahahaha, man, that’s funny to me.

Ryan Rattlesnake..

Seriously.. That is my middle name and the street I grew up on.

Posha Ambrosia

Maggie Harper

or Lana Cream

Jase Campana

Sounds exotic

Alexander Grand
Oh, its grand alright ;)

My has by far topped all my friends in the past, let me know what you think:
Victoria Lakeshore

Victoria Pearl, seriously tho that’s my first and middle name

Charlie dick “hanger” LOL

A girl I know gave me a porno name it was: Jeffery Punany.

Which I thought was wierd cuz my name is Thomas…

these could all double as our WWF (WWE) names! LOL

Ann Parkside… not too thrilling. But I don’t plan on going into the industry. I’ve also heard of one where you take your first pet’s name and then the street name that you live on. So In that case, I like my name better: Ramona Reynolds.

Anne Chambois, more a gransdmother’s name..

First pet and street = Lady Columbine

hmmm…I’m male.

@ lacombe. Tried that “slappy strokum”
LOL. Nice

@richmarshall: Ah, but that could be your selling point. Leave it a mystery. It’s like the “Barenaked Ladies”, they’re not ladies.

I use to know a kid named Dallas swallows

“Dallas swallows”? Poor kid. Boy or girl?

I saw a girl wearing a t-shirt with a couple birds on it with the word Swallows.

Nice huh?

richmarshall~ maybe rich member? What do you think?

middle name + street=general rammer

@Les, good point.
@cheebdragon, there is also nick name for richard that some people use. hmmmm.

Dallas William Swallows some people use to just call him Dallas will swallow…..it was mean

yea but hilarious. It makes you wonder about those parents that put there children in that position. Lol

For sure, when naming your kids you have to be aware of all the potential. Not only with the names, but you don’t want their initials spelling something wrong either.

Luke Antoine.

Sounds more like a soap opera name to me.

Aaron Peacock… obviously gay porn.

Bryce Jasper.
Boy scout porn?

Craig Potter… and the Sorcerer’s….well…ya know.

benjamin bijlerstroom….. oooh yeah baby, get the lotion

Marie Milcreek, lame!

first dogs name + first streets name. Mine is ladies first. My friends Ringo Concord.

Smooch Grove.

Yes, my dog’s name was actually Smooch…

Well with first Dog’s name I become…

“Pokey Jasper”

… which is much more pornish.

What was it? First pet name and first street you lived on?

Muffin Erma

Buster Hymen

Ken Madigan

Toby Maple

lol. muffin.

Teddy Penadaquid. I don’t think this would sell.

in the case of the alternate version; my porn name would be Snowflake Genesse. Granny porn maybe?

iPhone decided not to let me type “tranny”

Riser: Granny porn sounded funnier anyways.

lev grosvenor

According to the website wildflower provided, my porn name is Dayna Swallows….interesting…

If I were to use my first pet’s name and the first street I lived on it would be Keyser Garland….I’m having a little too much fun with this.

I missed the websites the first time.
I got Chandelier LaBouche and Kinky Looselips.

@Allie: yes but I have to honor the transexual community at least once a day. Its an agreement I made. They pay me in confetti… Mmm… Confetti

First pets name + street =
Kitty Richards

Nick Scott if we go by the middle name/home street formula. Not too interesting, so I’d pick Rocky Boa.

hehehe, get it? =P

haha “sexy sadie Madison”
yes, I named my cat sexy sadie… :)

riser~ spread the confetti wealth…...I like confetti too!

you REALLY named your cat sexy sadie?

middle name + street = Maxwell Weihe Weihe

1st pet + street = Cordie Weihe Weihe

(I grew up in Hawaii)

Anne Stilbite. I don’t think I’d be a very popular porn star among the mens.

Vampire porn?

Peter Fitzentite

*Dan mails confetti

Middle name + street = Douglas Wilburn….gross.

1st pet + growing street = Sampson Ash…..Nice!

@ tennesseeteacake, i did name her sexy sadie cuz its one of my favorite beatles songs and it just fits her!! ;)

1st pet + street = Soxy Georgia…hmmm, lol

Oh what a difference a vowel makes. That’s too bad.

Sherlock Western

Bao Bei Cambrian
pet & street

my middle name and my first pets name would make me
victoria loverpuss….
yes ladys and gentlemen how classy is that?

Tiggy Edwars

Rusty Jon Day

LOL

My wife’s is Fran Carnation

Oh crap that’s funny

ok, so my real name :
lacie victoria sounds like a high class lady of the night
then theres my middle name with first pet
victoria loverpuss
or my middle name and my street
victoria lakeshore
or your favorite fruit and your mothers maiden name
raspberry nixon

If I use my middle name it’s just Marie Cobb.

But, if I use my pet’s name, it would be Dusty Cobb. That doesn’t sound like a porn star that gets a lot of action ;)

If you use your pet’s name and the street you lived on, wouldn’t all your siblings, male and female, have the same porn name? Think of the confusion that might cause.

haha, Dusty Knob!

peedub: Hahaha. Good one.

Grant Pineneedle

I’ll show you my… pine…needle… doh.

middle name + current street= Reed 17th. I don’t get it.

first pet + childhood street= Puddin Claire. More tranny porn!

[ first pet + childhood street ] ==> Duncan Maple.

Syrup porn?

Pig in a blanket?

Nice one kevbo. I think that’s more a film name than a star name. Hahaha

Mike Oxlonger

Bulldozer

Madonna Rising

Stanford dalspring.

More like stanford. Cum-stream

How did no one lurve Rob for that!?

Yah, I know. Right? Srsly! ツ

Dick Osceola!

this one’s probably better: Thumpett Barney

Or another one: Dirk Jizz