The most painful thing game: What is the worst thing that could happen to someone?

The worse thing that could happen to a person is to be kicked where it hurts.
(Assuming they’re male.)

The worse thing that could happen to a person is to be kicked where it hurts and then his high pitched cry lures a wild animal that bites off of the person’s leg.

The worse thing that could happen to a person is to be kicked where it hurts and then the high pitched cry lures a wild animal that bites off of the person’s leg after which he limps away only to slip over a banana peel.

The worst thing that could happen to a person is to be kicked where it hurts and then the high pitched cry lures a wild animal that bites off of the person’s leg after which he limps away only to slip over a banana peel and crack their skull on a tree branch.

The worst thing that could happen to a person is to be kicked where it hurts and then the high pitched cry lures a wild animal that bites off of the person’s leg after which he limps away only to slip over a banana peel and crack their skull on a tree branch. Just before a bee hive falls on their face.

…......& the whole sorry episode was televised live in front of a studio audience of their peers, who were each given a dart & ordered to aim for the testicles.

…......& the whole sorry episode was televised live in front of a studio audience of their peers, who were each given a dart & ordered to aim for the testicles whereupon someone threw a dart but it hit them in the eye.

…fortunately it was a glass eye, so it ricocheted of it in the throat of the host of that night, David Letterman…

…fortunately it was a glass eye, so it ricocheted of it in the throat of the host of that night, David Letterman…who gagged on it and choked until the stage manager gave him the Heimlich maneuver. . and he expelled it forcefully into the face of the next guest, a sick chimpanzee.

The worst thing that could ever happen to someone is being slowly rolled over with a steam roller from your toes up to your head. Everytime I see one of those things I shudder.

The steam rolled sick chimpanzee then pukes all over the glass eye of the poor person who is having the worst day ever, then tap dances on his testicles.

Then one sperm who lasted long enough to make it through the entire ordeal of having his comfy sack kicked, then becoming terribly confused rolling around when his host let off a high pitched scream while stumbling to the ground after the loss of his leg, followed by a tiny sperm concussion after the poor soul then slipped over a banana peel causing the host to split open his scull on a tree branch and get assaulted by a beehive of angry bees in front of the live television audience who was later found responsible for the embarrassing “eye incident” with late night tv show host David Letterman while actually attempting to assassinate said sperm with darts, resulting in the steam rolling of the sick chimpanzee who had previously been impaled with a glass eye which acted as a catalyst to the chimp to vomiting on the eye and then miraculously tap dancing on the initial victims testicles found itself sadly forced into a meaningless void of life (or lack there of) in a big splat of his (or her) unused and suffered PTSD after realizing that the splat he was in was in fact his very mushy siblings on the floor.