Have you ever had a stupid joke that you just felt you had to share?

Me? Share stupid jokes? Nooo… ~

Oh yes… this one has been shared all week…
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalotapus!!!

The last time I shared a stupid joke I created a flame war.

Someone posted a question pertaining to “who died and left you in charge?” and the first thing that jumped to mind was “yo momma”.

In fact, I said the question begged to be answered with a “yo momma” response.

What the HELL did I do THAT for?

Got accused of being insensitive to people’s dead moms and I don’t know what else.

So NOW I keep my stupid jokes to myself.

Especially stupid “Yo momma” jokes.

Wouldn’t you know I finished my previous post and ran into the question:

How can you make a turkey loaf?

My answer: Downsize

I couldn’t resist!

(I’m sure somebody will get pissed.)

@sakura That sounds like a lesbian octopus.

Constantly. Only, most of the time I show them to friends and they “don’t get it”.

My stupid jokes:
So there were two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin, and says, “It’s getting really hot in here.” The other muffin turns and screams, “Oh my god! A talking muffin!”

So there’s two chocolate bunnies, one with his ears bitten off, and one with his ass bitten off. The one with his ass bitten off says, “Man, my ass hurts.” The other bunny says, “What?”

Last one: (I’m sorry if anyone is offended by this. You asked for stupid jokes)
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
-She didn’t have any arms.

Thank you! I’ll be here all week.

What do you call a freebooter armed with bow and arrow?
A Pirate ARRRRRcher.

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Why are pirates called pirates..? because they arrrrrrr!!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Your too young to smoke!

Some of the recent Amy Winehouse “rehab jokes” are fucking pathetic, let alone stupid!

What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderwear

A man is at the doctor’s office, lying on the exam table. The doctor opens the door and a big black dog walks in and proceeds to circle the man, sniffing him thoroughly. Finally, the dog says “woof”, and walks out.
Doctor: Well, it appears you have a rather serious heart condition.
Patient: That’s insane! How can you possibly know that? I want a second opinion.
So the doctor opens the door again and a large grey tabby cat strolls in and approaches the man.
Patient: What the heck is this about? What kind of practice is this?
Doctor: You didn’t believe the lab work, so I ordered a cat scan.

Yus….
One time, I was playing ssbb (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) with my friends and we were in the WarioWare stage. In one mini game, a potato on wheels tried to hit us. I was dying on the inside because I had to just say it. My friend, Morgan, looks at me and goes “what?” and I just blurt it out: “that’s what I call fast food!”

Very cheesy and corny, yes I know…

What is invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbits farts!!!

How many revelations did God reveal to Moses?
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None, it never happened. :P

Q:I beg your pardon?!
A:I will overlook it just this once!

I got another one :P

Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one XD