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NSFW Question about masturbation.NSFW?

Asked by FutureMemory (24758points) July 31st, 2011

How do people that do not have hands masturbate?

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Assuming they’re completely healthy/physically normal otherwise, I would imagine this could be a significant issue for a single person that, for whatever reason, lacks both hands (for example if they had been in an industrial accident). It’s not like you can ask a relative relieve this particular itch.

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ucme's avatar

Well a guy could always utilise the ”fuck a mattress” method I guess.

Aethelflaed's avatar

I would imagine that not being able to masturbate would be the least of their problems. You can’t open doors, pick up a mug, wash your torso, wipe your ass… So, then you get something like a bionic hand. And with that bionic hand, if you can’t use it to masturbate, you can at least use it to help you with things that can masturbate – fleshlights, vibrators, etc. And you might be able to go to a sex therapist or just pay for a prostitute.

Brian1946's avatar

Two alternatives might be a prosthetic hand or a really limber back (for self-fellatio).

AstroChuck's avatar

Bluetooth. That way you can operate hands-free.

Schroedes13's avatar

Hopefully, they live in an area where prostitution is legal!

rebbel's avatar

Foot job.

MacBatman31's avatar

Find someone of the opposite sex, or same sex, that will do it for you.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Well let me tell you one way I masturbate without using my hands. Lie down in the bathtub, open legs, put water current on my clitoris. Done in 5 minutes. You can also squeeze things like pillows or other things between your legs to climax if you have a vagina. For those with penises, you can put the penis into anything with a wedge or a hole or into a sex toy like the flesh – light. There are ways.

FutureMemory's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Good ideas all around :)

AstroChuck's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir- Could you repeat that for me, only a little more slowly this time.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Sweet holy moly, I can see ways of doing the deed. If he is male he can have an apparatus made that is about 3.5 inches around and 8in long, like a tube. Soft plastic or rubber would be the ticket. A handle that was long enough so it could grasp the end in his teeth he could then hold it in place while he slipped his Robert Earl into the tube. The butting the other end up against something solid, be able to hump away? That method can also be used with a watermelon if he was good at cutting a plug out with his teeth and a sharp knife.

If female she can capture a zucchini in a bench vice or drawer, she can position herself to impel herself upon it and once inserted use pillows and the bed you drive it home, as you would.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I would guess that they rub themselves on something, like a pillow, or they can use a sex toy that sucks or vibrates, depending on their sex. A good, far-out question if I must say.

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