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AshLeigh's avatar

Finish this sentence: I'd love to legalize ____.

Asked by AshLeigh (16340points) July 31st, 2011

Random thought.
Streaking and Bum fights.
Kidding… Sort of.

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Jellie's avatar

I’ll do the obvious but needed: marijuanna!

blueberry_kid's avatar

I’m sold on Jaywalking.

Hibernate's avatar

WEED in all the countries.

athenasgriffin's avatar

All drugs, to be honest. Prostitution.

Berserker's avatar

Carrying katanas in public.

Vunessuh's avatar

Prostitution.

Schroedes13's avatar

@Symbeline Katanas in public is a bad idea for those of us who don’t own katanas…..just saying!

TexasDude's avatar

…pot, prostitution, home distilling of hard liquor and moonshine, ownership of unregistered full auto short barreled and suppressed firearms, gay marriage, “gravity knives” and ballistic knives, dueling…

And no, I’m not kidding.

Berserker's avatar

I agree with prostitution, but without the pimp ring shit. If someone wants to sell themselves, that’s all cool, as long as they’re truly willing. But even then, I do got a problem with people doing that, when they think that’s all they’re worth. Society is a piece of fucking shit lol.

@Schroedes13 I am a lone wolf. Do not fuck with me, and I shall not fuck with you. :)

So you watch Kickboxer yet? :)

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I’d love to legalize everything that makes me happy that’s still illegal for everyone else! Lol.

Schroedes13's avatar

@Symbeline No I’m in China. I can’t just randomly find awesome, JCVD movies! I’ll watch it in late August, but probably more realistically, mid-september.

Berserker's avatar

What th…you’re in China?? Holy shit lol that’s awesome, what’s it like over there?

Schroedes13's avatar

@Symbeline It’s awesome. This is my second summer in Asia! I love it so much!

MacBatman31's avatar

Crossing the boarder of Minnesota and Wisconsin with a duck on your head. Sometimes I just have the urge to do that. I mean drugs work too, but I feel like I’d be putting a duck on my head more often, especially when crossing boarders.

Berserker's avatar

@Schroedes13 Shit…so cool lol. Also I hear there’s really pretty butterflies over there. Seen any?

Schroedes13's avatar

Ya, I actually have. There are some crazy awesome ones that look kind of like our Monarchs, but instead of orange, they are black and a fluorescent blue! There are also insects that look like wasps, except they are blue and black as well!

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Same sex marriage, prostitution, drugs, and fishing for whales on Sunday.

Berserker's avatar

That rocks…they sound really pretty. I love Monarchs, but damn, neon blue butterflies? Really? :D

TexasDude's avatar

Oh yeah, I forgot to add polygamy to my previous list.

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augustlan's avatar

Same-sex marriage, first. Then: every other thing that doesn’t harm anybody else.

Mariah's avatar

Same sex marriage. Pretty much anything that occurs between consenting adults. Marijuana, or at LEAST medical marijuana.

laureth's avatar

I’d liberalize some food prep for sale laws.

There used to be very little regulation of food production, which led to the sort of nightmare that Upton Sinclair wrote about in his book The Jungle (which described the horrors of the Chicago meatpacking industry). As a result, there was a huge public outcry, and rightly so, standards and inspections and sanitary conditions were required.

However, those went a little too far in some cases, perhaps egged on by big-time producers who want to prevent competition from the little guys by making the regulations too onerous to comply with. For a long time, if I wanted to make one loaf of bread each week for sale to my neighbor, I still had to have a multi-thousand dollar, inspected, commercial kitchen to do it in. (This has been somewhat eased in my community if I sell very small scale, and put a notice on it that the bread was baked in a home kitchen.)

That local easing-up of bakery production, however, doesn’t cover things like home canning, jam making, cheese, and similar. You can’t do the natural thing and start small with what you already have, to gain business and practical experience. You have to start big and hope you don’t fail. So smaller entrepreneurs may not have the resources (or desire) to even try. This seems wrong to me.

As such, I’d lift some of the more burdensome regulations on micro-scale food production and sale, as long as the consumer knows enough to be aware of what they’re buying. Once you get to a certain size, perhaps at a certain dollar level of sales or when you start not selling to each end consumer individually, you do need to have some kind of inspection going on. But many small producers would never get so big as to need that, and a plethora of mini-farms and micro-producers would go a long way towards making a better food system for everyone.

tom_g's avatar

Same-sex marriage everywhere (we already have it here in MA), all drugs, prostitution, physician-assisted suicide.

Mariah's avatar

@tom_g Oh yeah, definitely euthanasia.

ucme's avatar

You know those annoying little kids at the cinema who laugh & chatter at every fucking single scene?
Yeah well, it’d be nice to ram several blunt objects into every orifice of theirs without fear of censure.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Same sex marriage. But, I’m still with the Jaywalking.

OpryLeigh's avatar

The responsible ownership of Pitbull Terriers in the UK.

Prostitution. Give them health checks on a regular basis and make them pay tax.

TexasDude's avatar

Oh yeah, add euthanasia and selling your own organs for profit to my list as well. Damn, I keep forgetting things. Oh yeah, and private exploration of space.

tom_g's avatar

@ucme – yikes?!

ucme's avatar

@tom_g I believe the well worn phrase “that’s what they said” is relevant here.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’d like to never wear clothing again.
I don’t remember asking this question, but that was my first thought…

Skaggfacemutt's avatar

I would say weed. I have never used it, not even in the `60’s, but most of my friends, relatives, and all of their friends and relatives use it. I know people who have used it for decades with no adverse effects. It makes me feel like a hypocrite when I hear school officials or government officials telling young people how smoking pot will turn them into crack addicts, make them mindless zombies and give them cancer. It just isn’t true! And all the millions of dollars we spend trying to enforce the law is just wasted money because everyone I know who smokes it always has it and can always get it – so what’s the point?

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