If a nun is married to Jesus, Jesus is God, and God is your father, does that make a nun your mom?

Mother Teresa. Just Sayin’.

@JLeslie, ohhhh yeah! Forgot about that lovely lady. :)

I’ll tell you from experience, it is very bad when a nun tries to act like your mother. My mother died when I was 9 and the nuns at school tried to “mother” me. Unfortunately that is not a job for a woman that has never been married and never had sex.

Mat12:47 But he replied to the man who told him, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” (RSV)
Mat12:48 And stretching out his hand toward his disciples, he said, “Here are my mother and my brothers! (RSV)
Mat12:49 For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother, and sister, and mother.”

Maybe.
They have some dirty habits those nuns, some feel they’re so superior.

@ucme GA

@Ron_C Gawd bless ya my child XD

Er, I think Jesus is supposed to be the son, and God the father, so the nun is your common-law step-sister or something.

She would also be married to her father, thus guilty of adultery.
Punishment for that: Death by stoning.

Maybe a step mother, I hope she’s not like the fairytale ones.

I went to a school run by the Mothers of the Sacred Heart. Some were nice, some were kind and good teachers, a couple were like the meanest step-mother ever found in a fairy tale.

That made me friggin’ spit my coffe, funny!

haha thats funny (: and awkward

A NILF? ;-)

@Pisces, Albert Fish… Gross.