What's the most creative thing you've ever cooked late at night?

Bacon, dove breasts, stir fried with crushed ramen noodles, served in a burrito shell with feta cheese, wasabe, lettuce, onion, sour cream and extra hot picante sauce.

I’m a really awful cook to begin with but one night I decided to make the only thing I know how to make (sandwiches) but to put everything on it. I made egg whites and threw those on, avocado, tofurkey, tomatoes, and spicy mustard. Then instead of using two slices of bread, I just folded the one in half in an attempt at making a wrap out of my sandwich and disaster ensued.
I think I’m fooling myself by calling this ‘creative’ instead of just poorly thought out.

Well, does putting nutella, red lolly frogs, M & M’s, peanut butter, caramel, chocolate, strawberry flavouring, custard, mentos on ice-cream count?
Surprisingly it all tasted nice together.

Stir fried rice. It is now a staple for 1 am cooking.

I used to make scrambled eggs with muenster cheese, when I was young and used to get home at 4:00 a.m, sometimes after drinking (in fact, usually after drinking). It was really good.

Oatmeal. I don’t do late night cooking very well.