I, too, hate talking on the phone. Hate it. And it’s impractical; with text versions of communication, you don’t both have to be there, with phones, you do. I also wish I could text or email to set up doctors appointments, deal with my school, all that stuff. And voicemail? No. Don’t do it. Don’t even think about it.
My email app is apparently better than others, but still not as good as texting. Texting is set up to alert me with a tone (Star Trek Communicator Chirp) that I have a new one. Email can be, but I turn it off, because I get at least 1 email every couple of hours, and I really don’t need to be notified like that about an Amazon shipment, or FYI emails from my school, or Facebook apps who’s notifications haven’t been turned off yet and are now spamming me. So if you’re trying to get a hold of me quickly, texting is better.
Texting is also better because it shows you all the threading for your browsing, like this. Email looks like this, so it’s harder to see what everyone has said.
But you do make a good point that texting costs money, and email doesn’t. There is a solution to this. It’s called Twitter. No, not where you get everyone’s tweets on your sms app. That’s fucking stupid. No, a Twitter app, set to notify you with both icon and tone (perhaps a bird chirping?) when someone Direct Messages you or @ replies to you. It’s not actually as fast as email because I only have it check every 10 minutes for new messages to save battery life, but that’s usually fine, and I can manually refresh for times when I’m expecting something. Then, you get all the awesomeness of texting without the texting fees. I have one friend who doesn’t have texting on her phone (long story), so I’ve never, ever texted her, and she hates the phone like me. We do almost everything via Twitter (set up dinner, invite each other to movies, let them know that after a year we finally found where their iPod Touch was hidden in our house). The stuff that needs more than 140 characters we transfer to IM, but that has the same issue as phone in that you both have to be there at the same time for it to really work. Friends who use texting more than Twitter (because they have dumbphones) I’ll text if it’s something like finding out if they’re at the restaurant yet and where they’re seated, but otherwise it’s all about Twitter and IMing. Not Facebook. Fuck Facebook. Worst possible way to get a hold of me.