(NSFW) Have you ever thought about Fluther during intimate relations?

No, but that is hilarious and awesome.

Hope you will next time, @Nef!

LOL! Not a chance!

Where do you want it, baby?

Oh yeah right there!

….GREAT ANSWER!

I got really bored during sex once, the sex was absolutely horrible. He turned out to be a horrible person too.

During this time though, I started thinking about witty questions to ask.

Only bored during sex once in your life?? Did you ask any?

@sliceswiththings Oh honey, I get bored with sex all of the time. I’ve practically given up for now. Hahaha. And I don’t remember. I think I got drunk the next day so I’d forget it.

Nope, not a once.

No and I don’t think it will happen anytime soon.

I bet most of us will end up doing it at least once, now that the question has been put out there.

Thinking about Fluther while having sex beats thinking about sex while having Fluther I’m sure.

Why no, the wife often tells me to ”log in” but that’s a whole different ball game.

Yeah, we have to last somehow. That’s how we’re considerate of the woman’s feelings :D

@ucme LOL!!!!

No. Maybe I’ll start though.

I never think about Fuckher when I Flut her.

Were you seriously that bored?!

No….not once! lol!

No, to do so would be pretty pathetic imho.

I thought about Flutherite right before sex.

@flutherother does anyone Fluther and not think about sex? I thought that was the norm around here.

@ANef_is_Enuf Well if it wasn’t before it is now.

My posts are so short because I usually only have one hand free.

wink wink.

@Jude Which flutherite did you think about before sex?

Nope. Never. But now I can tell that’s all I’m gonna think about next time. Grrrrrreat.

@FutureMemory A female Flutherite. I can’t name names.

@redfeather i luff you.

fyi, it was @redfeather. I just loved her answers.

@Jude wwwoooooooeeeeeee! Hot damn!

oh, shit.. I meant it wasn’t redfeather, lol.

@Jude your subconscious is showing!!! Haha. Now you’re totally gonna think about me. With a blonde perm.

I’ve thought about redfeather, too ;)

Back off, @redfeather is mineeeeeeeeee. :) Hahahaha, I love her to death.

I say @KatetheGreat gets @redfeather since I stole her toilet paper, only fair…

Now, now jellies. There’s enough to go around ;)

I just want 5 minutes with her. Thas’ it!

Okay, okay. I’m willing to share with @Jude but not with @King_Pariah. He stole my toilet paper.

Aaaawwww yeeeeeaaaaa!!

See what I mean.

@ANef_is_Enuf You love us. Don’t deny it.

@KatetheGreat I was saying that you get her, not share her, lol loving how @redfeather just turned into a commodity

@KatetheGreat I would never! It’s a fact.

@King_Pariah Dude, @redfeather is amazing. You must understand this.

@ANef_is_Enuf Awwwwww. You so sweeeeeet. ;)

@King_Pariah UNDERSTAND IT!

@redfeather @KatetheGreat NO. :P MAKE ME.

If you don’t understand now, you never will. :\ Her greatness is clearly too… great.

Kate the great would know! :)

@King_Pariah I’m going to impale you with a blunt stick if you don’t understand, fool! :)

@KatetheGreat bring it Vlad. I got dishes that need to be cleaned. :P (yeah I got a death wish, lol)

@King_Pariah You might not want to go there!

@KatetheGreat Oh? But I do.

@King_Pariah Bring it, yo.

@KatetheGreat Bring it? Okay, well I got a bunch of dishes that need to be done, the floors need to be scrubbed, and the fireplace swept out. have fun! lol

@King_Pariah You want a sandwich with that as well?

@KatetheGreat nahhhh… just champagne. ;)

@King_Pariah Oh hell yes.

Yes, but again, it was really bad sex and he turned out to be a douche. Gentlemen: Try to aim for pleasing your partner enough that she doesn’t think “I’d rather be Fluthering”. It doesn’t always have to be the best sex ever, but that’s a real low. It’s only slightly better than when she thinks “God, can’t this be over already? I have laundry to fold”.

No. Thank goodness. No.

Ahhh, nooo! ....although maybe with my last boyfriend, haha :D

Nope but I haven’t had sex since long before I started Fluthering so it could be the opportunity just hasn’t come up.

@Aethelflaed yes. Fluther trumps laundry.

Never thought about fluther during sex. But I have thought about sex during fluther.

Eeeeeeeewwwwww.
No.
Not that I have sex.

No, but I’ve thought about sex while on Fluther!

What @MRSHINYSHOES said!

Not about fluther, just certain jellies on fluther :P

Not that I recall. Sex is like magick time for me, I’m all there with my partner. It may sound cheesey but he is my sexual fantasies come true, whatever I want.

If I actually had sex I probably would. XD