Low calorie adult beverages?

Water, on the rocks.Hey you try to get a kid to drink plain water.

Vodka. You can call it a Martini if you add some low cal juice and a splash of liquor.

Otherwise Vodka Tonics are refreshing in summer and a low cal option.

So far, evidence suggests women that consume alcohol gain less weight.

I just bought a bottle of this Skinny Girl Margarita. Here’s the link. I haven’t tried it yet but it sure sounds like a great invention!
http://www.bethenny.com/2010/05/15/skinnygirl-margarita-product/

@woodcutter, we used to call water “corporation pop” when we were kids. “Corporation” was the word used for the council, the provider of our tap water. “Pop” is a British word for soft drink.

“Corporation pop” is indeed a low calorie drink and if chilled and served with ice and lemon is delicious.

Vodka with a dash of diet 7up or something along those lines.

Coffee

Alcohol has a lot of calories so it has to be something non-alcoholic. I’ll go with @filmfann and pick either coffee or tea, without milk or sugar. Calorie-free and a lot tastier than corporation pop!

If you are trying to cut calories from your booze you either have and drinking problem or something much worse.

And I like Gin and Pink Lemonade.

Trying to cut calories, period. I still want to drink booze.

A noble goal. Just work them off in the morning.

@Bellatrix Indeed. Our water is great and I consider us lucky. Some water in other places is nasty to drink but our town has well water ,not from a lake that frogs and fish dump in, or weekenders in their jet skis zoom around on. It’s what we were all designed to consume from an evolutionary standpoint.

I should have specified. I am looking for alcoholic beverages. Thanks. :)

Bourbon and diet Coke.

Back when I was a drinker I would always get JD and Diet Coke only because D.C. was what was handy. It didn’t taste right but back in those days I didn’t care….about taste. It was the power I was after…..the power.

You are stuck with tasteless not worth the trouble alternatives. Light beer blows…watered down mixed drinks blow…so roll a joint and catch a buzz calorie free….until the munchies do you in!

fuck it, get wicked plowed with bourbon then burn one…yeah, that’l fix it.