(NSFW) Have you ever been walked in on?

Sort of. We were making out/touching but we still had our clothes on. We immediately separated but it was obvious we had been having fun. My mom just sorta stood there for a second not knowing what to do, then walked out without a word.

My dad fucking walked in on my husband and I in our own suite!

He’s always been clueless.

It must be very weird to walk in on your own kid. The image of seeing your daughter on all fours…ugh..

When our son was 2 he walked in unnoticed and started shaking the foot of the bed and making “man just nutted sounds.” He’s 23 now and he says he doesn’t recall doing it.

it just happend to me and my gf, my mom walked up the stairs and my door is right out side from the stairs, all we had on was on was our underwear. I felt so stupid after it should have never happend

When I was 16 and pregnant, my mom walked in on my boyfriend giving me oral sex…

^Prize for the worst walk in!

I know I was already pregnant and it was evident I was already active, but I couldn’t look my mother in the eyes for months following. :-/

Not by my parents, but friends walked in on a drunken makeout session that was heading for sex. In hindsight, I’m glad they did and that we didn’t have sex.

@JustJessica ya my mom wont talk to me right now :/

The thing that was rough about my dad’s sudden appearance was that:

a) we were in our 20s

b) we were in our own house

c) he didn’t even fucking knock

He wanted to know if my hubby wanted to go golfing with him.

My husband replied, “Ya, just as soon as I’m done fucking your daughter Pops” ...not but that would have been hilarious.

@tranquilsea I think any sort of reply would have been hilarious by default.

“Sure, I’ll be ready in about…20 minutes?”

“Depends how much energy I have after this”.

“As long as I don’t end up taking a nap in a few..”

My husband and I were dating at the time. I was living with my parents and Jon and I were in the living room and we thought my parents were asleep. We heard my mom walk out of her bedroom and we quickly got dressed. I had a feeling she knew what was going on.

Several years later my mom made a comment about her living room couch being the place of the conception of our first son. I did find out I was pregnant not long after her walk in happened. I was so embarrassed.

Last summer I dated the son of the local Children’s Librarian. She is obviously a very sweet, gentle old lady. Her son doesn’t have a phone, so to find him one must go looking for him. One morning she needed him, so she just went to his apartment and went in his room. We weren’t doing anything, but we were sleeping naked. She just said, “Oh, hi Sliceswiththings! Sam, I need you to drive your father to his eye appointment.”

@tranquilsea Ha! He should have said to Dad, “be out in a sec, I’m getting my putter warmed up”

Yes…more than once and one time when the cop saw we were obviously older than him he said he thought it was time for us to go home and put the kids to bed!

Yeah, when I was 19. My mom walked in, chatted with us briefly, left, and didn’t know what had happened many years later.

No, but I had a girlfriend who always wanted me to leave the door unlocked because she thought the idea of potentially being walked in on was exciting.

Never by parents. Only by a friend. She knew what was happening and she was drunk and she walked right up to the bed, I was sitting there butt naked, and she asked for my keys to get her purse out of my car. I made him get them.

Yes, but not by my parents, but by one of my children. It happened about 1 am. in the morning. My little daughter, who was 4 at the time, walked in while it was happening. Luckily, we had a thin white linen sheet covering the lower half our bodies, so it wasn’t that obvious, but we were totally unaware at the time because of the well, you know, the “disoriented” condition we were in. In my “lost state”, I didn’t hear my daughter open the door and walk in. She stood next to our bed, quiet as a mouse, then said “Daddy”. I was startled. We both were. But I don’t think my child knew what was going on, though to an adult it was very obvious.

It turned out my little daughter wanted a drink of water and couldn’t sleep, that’s all. But we didn’t go on after that. It kind of broke our concentration and lust, so to speak.

by my brother. I think he was more embarrassed than I was though.

By a hotel maid… We were just starting to go at it, clothes off but no penetration yet. It was mid-afternoon and we were in Prague, so I imagine the rest of the rooms in the hotel were empty. The woman didn’t even knock, just walked right on in, and then spent way too long apologizing in a variety of languages instead of turning around and walking back out…

Yeah, those fucking passengers on the bus have a lousy sense of timing.

When i was sixteen my then girlfriend’s mom walked in on us as I was going down on her daughter.

Dinner followed soon after, when she complained that her kids were getting laid more than she was.

I live with my mother still and not to long ago she walked in on me while I was masterbating with a vibrator! :S Thank god, I was under the blankets though! Still pretty awkward!

I have been walked in on a few times, but if the person noticed they pretended not to. Still there is an awkwardness when you are around them later wondering.

@beccagolling Ha! Reminds me of last winter. My dad decided to refinish everyone’s dressers at home. I realized that this project entailed emptying the dressers, and that my bottom drawer contained an obvious vibrator. I was 3000 miles away and couldn’t re-hide it. My only option was to call my mom and ask her to move it! It was better that she know about it than my dad. Eee.

I remember when my son was young and walked in on my husband and i
butt naked and going at it! We stopped and told my son the air conditioner
had broken down stairs and we were hot and that was why we had our clothes
off…...and that I lost my earring in the bed and dad and I were searching for it!!!!
The answers came so fast I was pretty impressed with myself!!!!