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If you were your opposite sex, how would you be?

Asked by QueenOfNowhere (1871points) August 8th, 2011

If I were a boy, I would be a rock n roll guy. If I’m tall enough, I would be a model and a musician. I would be an ass to girls! :D

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RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Hmmm… though I’d like to think I’d be a respectable lady with good morals and high standards, something tells me I’d be buying cold medicine for my hubby to cook up some meth for movie night treats.

Blackberry's avatar

Probably be a slut. I’d also use my feminine wiles to get ahead in my career as well. What? It’s there so I might as well use it, right?

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

I suspect pretty much the same, but with a different body type and functions. I’d probably prefer women sexually, but who knows? Oh, and according to the parents, my name would have been Doug.

Edit: And Dad would have taught me to hunt birds.

Seelix's avatar

I’d be just like I am, except with a penis and much smaller breasts.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

i hate men with small breasts

FutureMemory's avatar

Big boobs run in the family, so I’d probably be showing off my cleavage often.

Blueroses's avatar

I’d be much more expressive with my opinions since I wouldn’t have the gender restriction of being taught to couch them diplomatically.

ucme's avatar

I’d like to think of myself as a saucy young maiden from below stairs, with a glint in my eye & a chastity belt soundly housed neath my petticoat.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I would wear a flat top haircut.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’d have a better hairline.

incendiary_dan's avatar

Slightly shorter?

blueiiznh's avatar

I’d have a different name.
maybe @blueiizfnh.
just sayin…..

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’d also be a lesbian. I ain’t doing any of you guys.

SpatzieLover's avatar

I’d have gone for a racing career. Other than that, probably about the same. Don’t have any clue how I’d walk with junk, though ;)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@SpatzieLover Good point. I hadn’t thought about the weight of the boobs. That would take some getting used to. Walking with junk is pretty easy.

SpatzieLover's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Seriously…it the one question I ask my husband all the time ;0) How do you walk w/that?! Boobs are simple…But you’d have to get past the just wanting to play with them stage

FutureMemory's avatar

@SpatzieLover Why would walking be a problem for people with male genitalia?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@SpatzieLover Yup, another problem. I’d be so busy playing I’d forget to eat and die.

Blueroses's avatar

If the change was sudden – just woke up male one morning – I’d go through a lot of hand lotion and kleenex figuring out the equipment.

rebbel's avatar

I’d be easy.

sliceswiththings's avatar

I actually think about that quite a bti. I would be so damn good to women! Although I’d probably be gay.

blueiiznh's avatar

I would still be F’ing Fantastic!

flutherother's avatar

I won’t be coming out for a few days I’m going to stay in and check out these new breasts that I have.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

I’d be a rock star, with long brown hair and green eyes. And I’d be very tall (because in this life I’m short)

Hibernate's avatar

I wouldn’t know. I have no clue what I’d be doing if I were to be a woman.

Blueroses's avatar

What the heck, @Hibernate! Why, all this time did I think you are female?

rOs's avatar

I’d be one of those super hot Hula-Hooping girls with tasteful dreadlocks, mad skills, and an easy smile.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

I’d be 6ft and a solid 180–200lbs.
Black or Red hair
Freckles
Green eyes
Not hairy body

I’d be a bass player.

MilkyWay's avatar

I’d probably be a rocker or a Goth.
I’d like to keep my height, as I’m quite tall, and would have hazel brown eyes. Long hair, reaching my shoulders, would go around on a motorbike. Wear tight clothes and lots of leather.

Hibernate's avatar

@Blueroses sorry ^^ But i said in several places that I am a man.

SpatzieLover's avatar

@Blueroses & @Hibernate I thought the same thing :/

laineybug's avatar

I would probably be a very gay goth, and I would always wear guyliner. I would also be taller.

Berserker's avatar

I’m pretty sure I’d act like I do now. However, if I were a dude, I’d totally grow this massive ZZ Top beard. That would rock. :D

Kardamom's avatar

I’d be a figure skating loving, Glee loving, Nanny loving, kitchen dweller who loves animals, just like now, only I’d be gay, cause I love da mins.

martianspringtime's avatar

I’d have good facial hair like Devendra Banhart used to.
Where else would I keep birds?

Neizvestnaya's avatar

I’d be curious to see if I could relive meeting some of the fascinating women I know now back when it was the first time but as my man form and to see if they’d even give me the time of day as a male.

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