Can anyone translate Spanish for me, even if there's slang and possibly misspellings?

I think that’s supposed to be “hijo de tu pinche madre, pinche puto, das culo güey, tu madre pendejo”, or something along those lines.

I would translate it as “you son of a bitch, moterfucker; you suck; fuck your mom, motherfucker”.

It can be translated in other ways, what with some insults and expressions not having a perfect translation, but the gist of it is that the person saying it is not fond of the person it is being said to.

@bob_,
That works… Haha. Someone was mad. D:
Thanks!

@AshLeigh Anytime! :D

@bob_ “De nada.”

Hahaha.

@JLeslie… What’s finny? D:

The sentence. And thinking about @bob_ translating it.

… O.o I’m so brain dead right now. I don’t see what’s funny…

And, the Spanish spelling was so bad.

Hah. I figured. Well, English is his first language. So can’t expect too much. :)

Did someone say that to you? I hope not.

@JLeslie @AshLeigh Well, the spelling was phonetically correct, for the most part :)

I guess sort of. I did not even come close to figuring out eho is hijo.

@JLeslie Neither did I and I’ve been doing translations for ever.

@bob_ I’d say you son of a bitch, fucker, faggot, your mom is a whore you asshole/dick head.

@Porifera ¿Con esa boquita comes? ;)

@bob_ jajjaja qué horror! Además, tú empezaste…bueno es mi trabajo qué te puedo decir, hago lo que puedo jiji TQM tb…

@JLeslie, my best friend said it to me, about someone else, when I told him why I was mad… He won’t tell me what it means…
@Porifera, I think that’s close enough…. He did say something about someones mom being a slut. Haha.

@AshLeigh Oh, that was your spelling, trying to sound it out. I had assumed it was someone who speaks Spanish more or less who wrote it down for you. Then I guess you did a pretty good job, there would be no way for you to be familiar with the spelling. Sometimes people are bilingual, but cannot write in the language, which was what cracked me up.

@AshLeigh Thank you for your close enough, but I think it’s more like exact. You wrote …tu madre pendejo. Which literally means your mother asshole/dh, but in translation you aim to go further than the words themselves and try to convey the meaning, hence your mother is a whore. I have a question for you: if someone says to you in English your mother so and so How do you interpret your mother being mentioned? What is implied by the mentioning of your mother?

@JLeslie, I only speak English and sign language, so I’m okay with my terrible spanish spelling. :)
@Porifera, I don’t know what’s with kids bashing on each others moms. :P

I wish I had taken sign language in school. Are you hearing impaired?

@JLeslie, no, I started learning because a boy came into my church and he is. I thought it would be cool if I learned how to talk to him.

@AshLeigh That’s so sweet. I should learn SG one of these days too :)

@Porifera, I try. :)
You should. It’s actually really fun to learn.